Wednesday : I just heard Enid call the dog a "fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
Wednesday : Is something burning?
Enid : My burning love for you of course!
Wednesday : ...
Enid : ...
Enid : And the kitchen is on fire...
Wednesday : Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say!
Enid : You should say something else.
Enid : Hey, what's your Netflix password?
Wednesday : ihopeyoudie
Enid : Thank you!
Wednesday : This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.
Enid : Tied with what?
Wednesday : Every other day of myself!
Wednesday : We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Enid : Wednesday , when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose
*While the Squad is in a battle*
Wednesday , trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Enid : Take it back now y'all!
Enid : This is a bad idea.
Wednesday : Then why are you coming along?
Enid : Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Enid : So, you lied to me?
Wednesday : That depends on how you define lying.
Enid : Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Wednesday : Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
Wednesday : I have a new hoodie.
Enid : Wrong.
Enid : We have a new hoodie.
Enid : Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Wednesday : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.
Wednesday: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Enid: Thank god.
Wednesday: Any idiot would know that.
Enid: I knew that!
Wednesday: See?
Enid: Watcha got there..?
Wednesday: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.
Wednesday: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Enid: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first
Enid: Can I bother you for a second?
Wednesday: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Enid: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Wednesday: Mind your language!
Enid: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Wednesday:
Enid: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Enid: Change is inedible.
Wednesday: Don't you mean inevitable?
Enid, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Enid : I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Wednesday : You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Enid : You don't have to wear...
Wednesday : No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off
Enid : *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Wednesday : What was that?
Enid : The sound of someone else's problem
Enid: I think I'm falling for you.
Wednesday: Then get up.
Enid: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Wednesday: Neither.
Wednesday: Because it's twelve
Enid : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Wednesday : I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Enid : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Enid : Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Wednesday : ICARUS?
Enid : Did you have to stab them?
Wednesday : You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Enid : What did they say?
Wednesday : "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Enid : That's fair.
A/N I think I got a little too carried away with this. There was supposed to be less but enjoy ig<3
