A/N finally decided to update this story again!!
Wednesday: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Enid: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Wednesday: I—
Wednesday: I don't know the correct answer to that question.
Enid: Do you guys hear something?
Wednesday: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Enid: Life is like Wednesday. It's short.
Wednesday: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Wednesday: Ask me to kill for you.
Enid: ...First of all, calm down-
Enid: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Wednesday: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Enid: Holy moly-
Enid: I love you.
Wednesday, not paying attention: What was that?
Enid: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Wednesday: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Enid: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Enid: That's illegal, right?
Wednesday: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Enid: No-
Wednesday: Then shut the fuck up.
Enid: Heh, Wednesday sneezes like a little girl.
Wednesday: How about I pound you like a boy?
Wednesday: That didn't come out right.
Wednesday: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you... Enid: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Wednesday: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Enid: Twelve, actually.
Wednesday: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Enid: Yours!
Wednesday: That's right: no one's.
Wednesday: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Enid: Really? Name one law
Wednesday: Don't kill people?
Enid: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
