A/N: Love you<3
Enid: Wednesday! I just realized we are peak enemies to lovers, moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, forced proximity couple!!
Wednesday: what the hell are you saying
Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace
Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*
Enid: She has a knife
Wednesday: several knives
Enid: She has several knives
Wednesday: and a hand grenade
Enid: Mom please don't say anything
Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?
Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.
Wednesday: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1
Enid: If i was sick, could i do this?!
Enid: *stares intensely at Wednesday*
Wednesday: What are you doing now.
Enid: ...cartwheels. Am i not doing them?
Wednesday, softly: No.
wednesday: that's absurd, barclay. enid and i don't associate with 'pet names'.
bianca: really? how do you say 'my puppy' in french?
wednesday: mon chiot.
enid: [across the room] yes, willa?
wednesday: ...not a word, barclay.
*Wednesday's phone rings*
Bianca: Really Addams, you still call your mom "Mommy"
Wednesday *answering the phone*: Hi Enid
*Bianca spits her drink out*
Wednesday: Enid has a bad habit of saying ludicrous things when she is drunk
Enid: Yeah! Like this one time I told Wednesday I was hopelessly in love with her
Wednesday: When did you-
Enid: Today. Now. Right Now... I'm hopelessly in love with you
Wednesday: ...
Wednesday: And you're under the influence of alcohol right now?
Enid: No
Enid: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Wednesday!
