Enid : I'm having one of those things! A headache with pictures!!
Wednesday : you mean an idea..?
Enid : MMMMHHMMM!!
Enid : Imagine being under 5'4'' and thinking you have rights lol couldn't be me.
Wednesday : You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Enid : I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Wednesday : I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
Wednesday: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Enid: Oh, I'm always running
Enid: The question is from what
Enid: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Wednesday, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Wednesday: What do you want for breakfast, Enid? Enid: Gay Cheerios.
Wednesday: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
Enid: My only talent is being stress. Wednesday: Don't you mean stressed?
Enid: No.
Enid: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? Wednesday: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone. Enid: Alright, so what would you do? Wednesday: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. Wednesday: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working. Wednesday: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. Wednesday: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together. Wednesday: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag. Enid:
Enid: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
Enid: Why are you like this??
Wednesday: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Wednesday: Go fuck yourself.
Enid, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Wednesday: I feel like doing something stupid.
Enid: I'm stupid, do me.
Enid: What are you in the mood for? Wednesday: World domination. Enid: That's a bit ambitious. Wednesday: You are my world. Enid: Aww... Wednesday: Enid: Wednesday:
Enid: OH.
Enid: Wednesday, what do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
Wednesday: ...People?
Wednesday: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Enid: Hi, I'm 'things'.
Enid: And what do I get out of this? Wednesday: I will give you a dollar. Enid: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Wednesday: How bout two dollars?
