Ask or Dare the Gladers

Mally/I volunteer as tribute

Jessica: *creeps behind a bush* psst Gally
Gally: *looks around*
Jessica: psst Gally over here.
Gally *walks to Jessica* What do you want?
Jessica: shhhhh. Go get Minho and meet me at that rock *points to rock* in ten minutes. Go! *disappears*
< ten minutes latter >
Minho and Gally: *stealthily walks up to the rock*
Gally: So what do you want?
Jessica: We got a dare in from bloody_inspire_me she dares you to act like a couple for a whole chapter.
Minho: Sure that should be easy. *puts arm around Gally's waist*
Gally: With him?! Why with him?
Jessica: Because that was the dare was. Now go. *pushes them back to the Glade*
Gally: *mutters something and walks back to the Gladers hand in hand with Minho*
Thomas: Hey Minho why were you behind a rock with Gally. *sees their hands interlocked with each other* Oh my god! THATS SO CUTE! I SHIP IT SO MUCH. MALLY FOR LIFE. HEY Newt guess what Mally is finally canon!
Newt: *Runs over to Thomas* OH MY GOD really! FINALLY!
Gally: Wait what do you mean finally...
Thomas: Oh umm we have been shipping you two for awhile now....I can't believe it finally happened!
Newt: So how long have you to been dating?
Minho: *looks at Gally* we've been dating for a couple weeks now.
Thomas: So why didn't you tell us sooner!
Gally: We wanted to make sure it was the real thing before telling everybody that we are a thing. *kisses Minho on the cheek* and well now i'm pretty sure it's real, I cant stand to be apart from Minho for a single second. *puts his hand around Minho*
Newtmas: AWWWW.
Thomas: Well come on we must tell the other Gladers.
Newt: *runs of calling all the Gladers together*
Thomas: *stares lovingly at Newt*
Newt: HEY EVERYONE GALLY AND MINHO HAVING SOMETHING TO SAY!
Everyone: *looks at Minho and Gally*
Minho: *looks at Gally and puts his hand in his* We're dating.
Gally: *kisses Minho*
Teresa: *looks down at ground* congratulations.
Alby: CALLED IT!
Gally: God damn it why does everyone ship us!
Wintson: NOOOOOO MY SHIP! You can't be with Gally, Minho you have to be with Teresa.
Minho: Don't worry about what Wintson ships, I will be with you always. *Minho says as he puts his head on Gally's shoulder.*
Newt: WINTSON! THAT IS SO RUDE HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! *mutters* shipping Minho and Teresa so stupid, their names don't even go together well.
Jessica: Guess what guys, we have another truth sent in! Its from @Primrose42 she asks everyone who they ship the most.
Newtmas and Alby: MALLY!!!!!
Wintson: I ship Teresa and Minho.
Teresa: *Smiles*
Gally: I ship Frypan and Alby.. Fryby.
Minho: I ship Mally. We are the best ship of them all! *Kisses Gally*
Frypan: I ship Phan.
Thomas: Who?
Frypan: Phan. Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
Gladers: *blank stare*
Frypan: Oh come on danisnotonfire and amzingphil, they are youtubers.
Gladers: *Blank stare*
Frypan: Oh never mind.
Teresa: I ship Newtmas, it's my OTP.
Jessica: Okay next question! It's from @Primrose42 again! She asks Gally if he has ever thought of building a ladder.
Gally: A what?
Jessica: A LADDER.
Gally: What's a ladder.
Jessica: A thing that you climb on to get to a higher place.
Gally: Minho baby, do you know what a ladder is?
Minho: I have no idea, but you must be a ladder because i'm gonna climb you all night long.
Jessica: EW What does that even mean. Next question! It's from Primrose42 she asks Alby have you ever wanted to throw Minho into the bonfire.
Alby: OMG all the time do you even know -
Gally: IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY BABY I WILL THROW YOU IN THE MAZE.
Minho: *smiles hugs Gally*
Jessica: Next we have a dare from Primrose42 the Gladers to have a food eating contest.
Gally: What do we get if we win?
Minho: You can have me *winks*
Alby: okay why don't we make the loser go on klunk duties for a weak. Agreed?
Gladers: Agreed.
Gladers*sits downs ready to start eating*
Mally: *kisses*
Newt: Good luck Tommy.
Thomas: You to Newt. *kisses and hugs*
Jessica: ready....set......go!
Minho: *shovels food down throat choking on some bits*
Thomas: *eats fast but slowly so he doesn't choke*
Newt: *eats at super speed.*
Alby: *crams as much as he can into his mouth.*
Gally: *grabs as much food as he can and gobbles it up*
Rest of the Glade: *eats at a moderate pace*
Jessica: 30 Seconds left!
Rest of the Glade (Teresa, Frypan, wintson etc): *speeds up eating*
Alby, Gally, Minho: *keeps going at current pace*
Thomas: *speeds ahead of everyone*
Teresa and Chuck: *slows down*
Newt: *chokes on piece of food*
Thomas: Newt! *thomas screams with a mouth full of food* *stops eating to help Newt*
Jessica: Ten seconds left!
Teresa: I can't this is too much I quit!
Newt: *dying*
Thomas: *hits Newt on back* You are gonna be fine Newt! *Hits back*
Newt: *still choking*
Thomas: No! *hits Newt in back*
Newt: *spews up piece of food that was lodged into his throat*
Thomas: ah thank you lord, praise Jesus, thank you.
Newt: *shovels more food into mouth*
Thomas: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
Newt: I am not getting klunk duty. *mumbles while eating* Teresa is only a little in front off me.
Thomas: No Newt! You nearly just died and you are just gonna put your life at risk again.
Newt: *continues eating*
Thomas: Newt, please stop I nearly lost you today and I can't let that happen again.
Newt: *stops eating*
Thomas: Thank you! I love you so much! *kisses Newt passionately*
Newt: I love you Tommy. *kisses Thomas back*
Jessica: And that's it! Newt I'm sorry you lost you get klunk dutie.
Thomas: I volunteer, I volunteer as tribute!
Jessica: Lovely!
Newt: NO TOMMY! NO YOU CANT GO! *grabs onto newt*
Thomas: Newt let go. *trying not to cry*
Alby: *pulls Newt from Thomas* Up you go Thomas. *he says as he pulls Newt to Minho*
Thomas: *walks towards Jessica*
Jessica: Well bravo! That's the spirit of the business. What's your name?
Thomas: Thomas.
Jessica: I bet my buttons that was your boyfriend. Don't want her to steal all the glory, do we? Come on everybody! Let's give a big round of applause to our newest victim!
Gladers: *no one claps*
Thomas: I have to say goodbye.
Jessica: Ten minutes.
Thomas: *Minho and Newt come up to Thomas first*
Newt: *climbs onto Thomas lap*
Minho: *sits beside Thomas and wraps hands around Thomas and Newt*
Thomas: Minho listen to me. Are you listening to me?
Minho: *nods*
Thomas: You can't leave again.
Minho: I know I won't. I couldn't help what -
Thomas: Well you have to help it this time. You can't clock out and leave Newt on his own. There's no me now to keep you both alive. It doesn't matter what happens. Whatever you see on the screen. You have to promise me you'll fight through it!
Newt: I will be alright Tommy. *clasping Thomas face* but you have to take care too. You're so fast and brave. Maybe you can win.
Thomas: Maybe. Then we will be rich as wicked.
Newt: I don't care if we're rich. I just want you to come home. You will try, won't you? Really, really try?
Thomas: Really really try. I swear it
Jessica: Alright that's enough Minho, Newt out. Next.
Chuck: *walks up to Thomas*
Chuck: I know we aren't that good of friends but I want to give you this. *hands over that wooden thing that he wants to give to his parents in the movie* It will give you good luck
Thomas: Thank you.
Jessica: okay out chuck.
Alby: *walks up to thomas* Get a bow that's your best chance.
Thomas: they don't always have bows.
Alby: so make one. You can win this you know how to hunt.
Jessica: Times up bye Alby. It's time to go Thomas.
Thomas: *walks of to his fate*
Newt: *crys*
Jessica: okay next. We have a dare this time from Primrose42 again she dares Minho to throw all his hair products off the cliff and don't ask the creators for anymore,
Minho: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Thomas: come on, Minho you have to.
Minho: but it's my baby.
Gally: Don't worry baby your hair will look fine with or without all the hair products.
Minho: No it won't. Trust me it won't.
Gally: oh yeah I beat you that it will look fantastic and if it doesn't you can do anything to me.
Minho: *wiggles eyebrows* anything?
Gally: Anything.
Minho: Okay fine! I'll do it just let me say goodbye to my baby. *runs off*
Jessica: Okay while he's gone we will get on with a final dare for the day. Primrose42 dares someone to jump of the cliff and shout "I believe I can fly"
Alby: I volunteer as tribute!
Jessica: it seems we have a volunteer! Two in one dare what are you the careers. Alright Alby off you go.
Alby: Wish me luck! *runs up to cliff and jumps of* AHHHHHHHHH
Newt: well he's gone. Does that make me leader now?
Gally: hey where's Minho gone he's been gone for awhile.
Chuck: better go look for him *runs of to find Minho with Newt, Gally and Teresa.*
Teresa: better check where he keeps his hair products first.
Gally: good thinking. *runs there*
Gally: well here it is and no products or Minho.
Newt: shit you think they eloped?
Gally: no never Minho would never do that to me ever. I hope not.

Jessica: that's the end cuz I need to sleep I'm sorry for the bad ending but yay goodnight.