Hi, Kelli here. Breaking down that fourth wall right away.. talking to you, yup, all two of you. What you're about to get into is a taste of my life. I am in no way special, different, or powerful... which is the point. I have thought about writing this exact novel more than once in my over forty years. I'm not sure why exactly it is now. Alas, here we are. Me and you and maybe a Wattpad admin. Hey there! Welcome!
I am writing this preface to kind of queue you into what exactly you're about to get into. This is a collection of stories or rather my memories as I remember them. I have changed names not for privacy but rather because, honestly, I don't remember some of them, oops! Sorry mom. Don't get me wrong, I am nowhere near a hoe.. I don't think, we'll get into "body counts" later, as the kids call it. But, I have gotten myself into a weird situation or seven so here we go. Brace yourself for my life, so far, as I know it.
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oh, i know that guy
Non-Fictiona one-sided autobiography of an almost forty-something girl who is, probably, in her post-hoe phase.
