[ Author ] - Sorry for uh not publishing chapters. So as a token of me really sorry here's a incorrect quotes from your favorite Honkai/Star rail figures! q(≧▽≦q)
[ Warning ] - May cause diarrhea
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"You feel old, grandpa?" - March 7th to Welt, probably
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You: *Holds a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him.
Dang Heng: YOU DID WHAT-
March 7th: William Snakepeare
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Bronya: WHY. Why would you give Y/n a knife?!
Seele: I'm sorry. He said that he felt unsafe.
Bronya: Now I feel unsafe!
Seele: ... Would you like a knife?
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Herta: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
You: *Turns to Stelle* How tall are you?
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You: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Welt: Y/n no.
Stelle: Mistletoe
Welt: Please stop encouraging him.
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Serval: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
You: You were flirting with Cocolia.
Serval: So what? She's my partner.
You: You were asking if she was single.
Serval: ...
You: And then you cried when she said she weren't.
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*The squad was having dinner*
Welt: Dan Heng can you pass the salt?
Dang Heng: *Throws March 7th across the table*
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March 7th: If me and Stelle were drowning, who would you save?
Dan Heng: You two can't swim?
March 7th: It's a hypothetical question, Dan Heng! Who would you save?
Dan Heng: My time and effort.
Stelle, march: :O
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You: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Dan Heng?
Dan Heng: ... No.
Stelle: I do!
You: I know, Stelle.
Stelle: I'm sad!
You: I know, Stelle.
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You: *To Stelle* I'm in the hands of an idiot!
Stelle: *Motioning herself and You* No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Stelle: I love you guys, you're the best thing that happened to me.
March 7th: We're the best thing that happened to you?
Stelle: Yes!
You: I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
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