Special CH | Incorrect Quotes, Lmao

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[ Author ] - Sorry for uh not publishing chapters. So as a token of me really sorry here's a incorrect quotes from your favorite Honkai/Star rail figures! q(≧▽≦q)

[ Warning ] - May cause diarrhea

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"You feel old, grandpa?" - March 7th to Welt, probably

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"You feel old, grandpa?" - March 7th to Welt, probably

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You: *Holds a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him.

Dang Heng: YOU DID WHAT-

March 7th: William Snakepeare

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Bronya: WHY. Why would you give Y/n a knife?!

Seele: I'm sorry. He said that he felt unsafe.

Bronya: Now I feel unsafe!

Seele: ... Would you like a knife?

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Herta: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

You: *Turns to Stelle* How tall are you?

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You: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Welt: Y/n no.

Stelle: Mistletoe

Welt: Please stop encouraging him.

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Serval: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

You: You were flirting with Cocolia.

Serval: So what? She's my partner.

You: You were asking if she was single.

Serval: ...

You: And then you cried when she said she weren't.

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*The squad was having dinner*

Welt: Dan Heng can you pass the salt?

Dang Heng: *Throws March 7th across the table*

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March 7th: If me and Stelle were drowning, who would you save?

Dan Heng: You two can't swim?

March 7th: It's a hypothetical question, Dan Heng! Who would you save?

 Dan Heng: My time and effort.

Stelle, march: :O

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You: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Dan Heng?

Dan Heng: ... No.

Stelle: I do!

You: I know, Stelle.

Stelle: I'm sad!

You: I know, Stelle.

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You: *To Stelle* I'm in the hands of an idiot!

Stelle: *Motioning herself and You* No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Stelle: I love you guys, you're the best thing that happened to me.

March 7th: We're the best thing that happened to you?

Stelle: Yes!

You: I'm starting to feel sorry for you.

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