Pvz Heroes: Problem Pedestrian

Chapter 3: Bringing Home the Bacon

Adrien was now stuck in his house, partially surrounded by a horde of zombies. He couldn't go out the back because he had a fence and that may lead to the zombies ransacking his house and murdering his baby sunflower and he refused to let either of those happen. However, there were too many zombies for him to open his door, since it opened outward. He checked for any signs of a plant hero nearby since Solar Flare would have to have seen the horde.

But Solar Flare had clearly left him to die so he resolved to gather some stuff from his house and use the bottleneck of the door to take down as many zombies as possible as he waited for a hero to step in. After a few minutes he got a can of hairspray, lighter, bat and makeshift shield that was really just a large plastic lid and a few planks taped together. Once he armored his properly, he waited by the door, flamethrower-hairspray in hand and bat shoved down his pants.

Finally, the door hinges were broken by the force of the charging zombies and they trampled over the door as the groaned for brains. "Try eating bacon next time!" Joked Adrien as he burned down the initial squad. Despite the flames, the horde was unperturbed by the heat, even as they fell to the floor. "Heads will roll if you mess with me!" Laughed Adrien. After 15 more zombies were turned to ash, Adrien's hairspray had ran out.

"You guys are driving me batty!" Quipped Adrien as he pulled his bat out of his pants and readied his shield. He swung with his right hand and slowly knocked heads one by one. Occasionally, a zombie would get close enough to try and bite him, only to be stopped by the shield. Eventually, he had knocked every head to the floor and his shield was almost entirely eaten. "How did they do that with their rotten teeth?" Wondered Adrien. He threw the broken shield in the trash and spotted some shiny loot in a zombie's pockets.

He then looted the once walking corpse and found two things. It was a seed packet for some sort of tiny rose and a small bag of odd, pink fertilizer. It was apparently called "Super Special Fertilizer" and promised to "make any plant grow far faster and into a way better plant than before" finally, in very fine print in the corner it said "made with 'love'" this did not raise any red flags for Adrien at all. "Woohoo! Free fertilizer and a new plant! What more could I ask for?" Cheered Adrien, jumping around.

"I have come to...where are the zombies?" Wondered Rose, looking around. Adrien pocketed his new stuff and walked out of his house. "I uh, took care of it myself." Explained Adrien. "Oh, so that's why you're always unharmed after a fight." Realized Rose. "Anyway, I have a garden to attend to so I have to leave in a bit." Replied Adrien. "Don't you wanna know about Green Shadow's reaction to your joke?" Called Rose. "Sure, tell me." Accepted Adrien. "When I told her what you said, she got really flustered and told me to leave immediately. I guess now she's the one who's rosy cheeked, right Adrien?" Chuckled Rose.

"Yeah she was! In fact, she was blushing when she went to my house." Replied Adrien, laughing heavily. "Anyway, I need to leave to see if my sunflower has grown up a bit." Said Adrien, walking away. "I hope you're a good gardener!" Said Rose before she twirled and disappeared into a pink mist of petals. Adrien then headed into his backyard and saw that his plant was now a small sunflower and giggled when it saw him.

"Aww." Commented Adrien. He petted the little girl as she nuzzled into it. He then finished up with her and grabbed his watering can. "Yaaaaahhh!" Cheered the baby girl as she shook off excess water. After which, he took out his rose seed packet and planted the one seed inside before giving the incredibly sketchy fertilizer to both plants. "I hope you like it." Said Adrien to both plants. Before either of them could give an answer, Adrien left to check his many stashed of bacon, hoping Green Shadow had only found around 2 of the 100 caches hidden in his floor, ceiling, walls and most surprisingly, the fridge.

He had discovered however, that while he was sleeping, she had found 18 stashed and eaten them all. How a bacon newbie like her could stomach that many, he had no idea but what idea he did have, is that he respects Green Shadow way more. Thus, he went off once again to Walmart to refill his stashes, hoping to divert Green Shadow with those if she comes to his house again. Suddenly, he heard groaning coming from behind him.