Pvz Heroes: Problem Pedestrian

Chapter 6: "A Man of the Bacon People"

After an hour of driving, Adrien and the rest arrived at the single best and largest (though bacon size doesn't matter) bacon capital of the world: the Bacon Lovers Trinity or BLT for short. "Wow, so this is where you work daddy?" Asked Sasha, amazed by its size and bright lights. "Yeah, I'm charge of this whole place!" Exclaimed Adrien. "Father, are we princesses?" Wondered Ellie hopefully.

"Well yes but legally no. Eventually, you'll inherit this place and one or both of you can take care of it, assuming it exists that long. For now, you'll just have tours of this place and have fun while you're kids." Explained Adrien, hugging them. He then remembered something in the BLT he knew that he could most certainly not show his kids and especially Green Shadow. "Anyway, let's not go to the south west section of this place, it's...
no-ot fun." Warned Adrien nervously, lying through his teeth.

"Why, what does it have?" Asked Green Shadow curiously. "Don't worry about it." Replied Adrien, only raising suspicions. "Is it really embarrassing?" Pressed Green Shadow, leaning in. "Very, let's just leave it alone and not go there ever." Said Adrien, right I front of a rather large in ground compass which easily could show them where to go. "Father, we won't make fun of you for what's over there. I'm sure we'll understand whatever is over there." Promised Ellie. Of course, she would but there was no way Green Shadow wouldn't say something to the other heroes.

"I'd rather not risk it." Denied Adrien, petting Ellie as she smiled cutely. "So where are we going Daddy?" Asked Sasha, looking around. "We're going straight east to the theme park!" Hollered Adrien. The group then cheered and started heading east. However, Sasha, being curious and incredibly naive, sneaked back to the compass and then headed southwest, to infinity and beyond. Not noticing her absence, Adrien, Green Shadow and Ellie all headed to the theme park, their first stop being the "Baconcoaster". That of course being the famous rollercoaster that dispenses unhealthy amounts of bacon during the ride at the exact times where they would be launched into your mouth.

Adrien and Green Shadow both ate their partial fill but Ellie tried one, didn't like it and then tried to dodge the slices, only to have them hit her face instead. In failing to do so, she caused others to start to believe that she was a bacon hater. This sort of person was despised in the BLT community, as well as vegans, vegetarians and cats. Noticing that and not the fact that Sasha was gone, Adrien turned around and looked worried. "Ellie, you're gonna have to eat bacon here. The folks around the BLT don't particularly appreciate someone who won't, regardless of who their with." Whispered Adrien so no one else will hear him.

"But you're the king of this palace! Why would they hate me?" Complained Ellie before wiping off bacon grease. "Wait, your kid is a bacon hater?" Accused a stranger, pulling out a knife. "What? NO! Ellie wouldn't do that! Right Ellie?" Denied Adrien nervously. "Don't make I'm have to use magic on you." Threatened Ellie sternly, pointing her wand at the woman. "Woah woah woah, you don't have to get so murderous you psycho!" Screamed the woman, dropping her knife.

"You pointed a knife at me!" Barked Ellie. Through some heated arguing on the morals of knife versus wand and pauses for bacon, the ride ended and Ellie was dragged away by Adrien as Green Shadow followed. "Say, isn't it a little quiet around here?" Wondered Green Shadow. "Too quiet." Added Adrien. "Sasha has left us while we weren't looking." Stated Ellie. "OH NO! She's probably went somewhere other than southwest to throw us off!" Realized Adrien, in reality, he knew for a fact that she went south west to the "forbidden section" of the BLT congregation.

"I beg to differ Adrien, there's no way she went away from there. Obviously, she went there because you specifically said not to. If you had just went to the theme park without saying anything she probably would still be here." Nagged Green Shadow. "I concur with Green Shadow, Sasha was likely curious about why you didn't let us go to the south west section of your palace. We will unfortunately have to go against your wishes and see whatever you didn't want us to see." Agreed Ellie, secretly excited.