Waluigi Mpreg (and other drama!) ["JOKE" FIC...]

WALUIGI TIME(to get pregnant)

It all started when Toad was banging Waluigi. 

Waluigi was ready to have a fun time with Toad. 

"wALUIgi and toad SEXY TIEM" he wahed.

The fun began. 😏

Waluigi was moaning. "yES HARDER DADD-" (i hate myself why am i making this)

"YOU'RE SO SEXY WALUIGI," screeched Toad. "I LOVE WHEN WE GET TO HAVE HOT GAY SEX!"

(time skip)

"WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY!" Toad announced to Wario. 

"Excellent!" Wario gave Waluigi a pat on the back and grinned. "I bet it'll look hideous!"

(i don't know what else to put here)

uhh a while later Waluigi's water broke

"WAH!! MY WAHTER BROKE!" he screamed in the middle of the night. 

"HOLY SHIT WALUIGI JUST TAKE DEEP BREATHS IT'LL BE OKAY I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL" Toad started to panic.

Waluigi reached out for Toad's hand and squeezed it super fucking hard. Toad screeched.

(time skip again)

Toad hurried Waluigi into the hospital. In another room, Luigi was giving birth to his son with Bowser. 

"It'll be okay, baby," Bowser caressed Luigi's hand with his thumb. "Push!!!" 

Meanwhile, as Luigi and Waluigi gave birth, Mario had invited Wario to his house.

"I want to hear you whimper, you fool," growled Wario as he pinned Mario (who was tied up) against the wall. 

Mario started to sweat, struggling hide how flustered he was. "Never-a."

"We'll see about that."

They aggressively started to make out.

The door slammed open. 

"MARIO! WHAT'S GOING ON!?" screamed a familiar voice.

Oh shit. 

"Peach-a, it's-a not what it looks-a like!" Mario cried. Wario blushed.

"You son of a bitch!!" Peach roared. 

"Peach? Honey? What's going on?" asked Daisy from behind her. Her cheeks were decorated with pink lipstick that matched Peach's.

"'HONEY'!?" gasped Mario and Wario at the same time.

"M-Mario, it's not what you think-" Peach was interrupted by Daisy.

"WARIO!? MARIO!? YOU'RE GAY?? OH MY GOD SLAYY!!!" she exclaimed.

Peach's eye twitched.

"You've been-a cheating on me!" Mario shouted.

"So have you!" Peach scowled. She grabbed Daisy's hand and stormed away, slamming the door. 

Mario and Wario shrugged before continuing to make out. The door slammed open once more, startling the two and making them jump.

Foreman Spike barged in. "I HEARD GAY PEOPLE WERE MAKING OUT!" His eyes narrowed. "I WANT IN."

"Wahoo! Threesome!" cheered Mario.

uhh, let's go back to Waluigi and Toad.

"WOWIE!" Toad was in shock. "WARIO WAS RIGHT, OUR BABY'S HIDEOUS!" His tone was positive as he looked at the baby. 

Waluigi wiped away a tear. "Our hideous baby.." he wahed. "WAAH!! I'm a proud father!!!"

At this time, Peach stormed away from Mario's house with Daisy. "Oh well, I never loved that bastard anyway!"