Maddy: Hey, look who just updated! Can you believe it's true? We're not in Kansas anymore! A WHOLE NEWWW WORRRLD, A DAZZLING-
Everyone else:......
Maddy: Oh, shut up
Slenderman: No one said-
Maddy: SHUT IT, FUCKASS...Okay...First things first
Arthur Kirkland: I'm the realest
Maddy: *throws knife at him* YOU AREN'T A PART OF THIS FANDOM
Hoodie: Jegus
Maddy: Whoever thought it was a good idea to show me homestuck...thank you...and also fuck you because it fucked me up, damnit, Hussie!...That aside...Pandaplaysmc123 said: Slender I know it's a truth or dare thingy I was bored and hoodie why did you dare link to come here? Any who *hugs myself* I still bored .-.
Slenderman: *sighs*
Hoodie: Dunno
Maddy: Speaking of, the me and Hoodie being a thing was just a joke
Hoodie: Yeah, BEN overreacted
Maddy: yeah...So just making sure everyone knows that I'd rather be stabbed 37 times in the chest by Jack Noir than date Hoodie
Hoodie: Damn, okay
BEN: *falls down the stairs* REALLY?!
Maddy: Yes, moving on, Krazy_gurl said: *wipes pie off face and hisses* You did it now. *grabs Harley Quinn's hammer and smashes you with it* Ya still think you want to be Joker, Jeffrey?
Jeff: ow...Only if you plan on dressing like Harley too~ hehe
Maddy: No, bad Jeffery
BEN: *clings to Maddy*
Maddy: -_-...Uh Laughing_JackinaBox said: *tackles Jeff* Bitch if anyone here is the Joker it's me, I have the joker spring assisted knife now back off. Also I dare BEN to juggle bottled water of different sizes. Whichever one drops fort has to be poured on his head
Jeff: Why is everyone on my case today???
BEN:...*continues to cling to Maddy*
Maddy: BEN, do it
BEN: No!
Maddy: *puhses him off and throws three bottles of water at him* Do eet
BEN: *sighs* I can't juggle
Maddy: Try
BEN: fine...*throws biggest one up and it falls*...
Jeff: *picks it up and dumps it on him*
BEN: *screeches and runs back upstairs*
Maddy: welp Andy___Oliver said: *laughs evilly* see that's where you're wrong Jeffery . I would say something but just know that you better watch your back •-•
Jeff: Okay .___.
lnjc123: *gets up* are we all superhero now? if we are I want to be invisible girl and bob can be Mr. Mr Fantastic *falls on the floor laughing again* but it won't make since because he has no arms XD
Slenderman: Um...
B.o.b: *derps happily*
Maddy: Go home, you drunk
Jeff: He doesn't drink
Maddy: I was talking to lnjc123
Jeff: Oh
Narrator: MADDY! BE fnaf_and_creepypasta...You are now fnaf_and_creepypasta "slendy I dare you to take bens video games away for 9 days"
Narrator: fnaf_and_creepypasta! Be Slend-Oh this is boring, I'm going back to Hussie
Madsy: DAMNIT, HUSSIE!
Slenderman: I already have, he actually was supposed to get them back today but I'll suspend his punishment
BEN: *muffled crying from upstairs*
Maddy: Fkn savage
Slenderman: What
Maddy: Get rekt
Sally: *pushes Maddy over* Maddy.exe has crashed unexpectedly, I'll do the next one! SaryiaTheFireFist said: HAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!GO BENNY-BOY!HAHAHAAHAH*face plants*im high off life........and candy
Sonic.exe: Maddy.exe?
Sally: SaryiaTheFireFist.exe has crashed unexpectedly
Rake: Uh...next comment?
Sally: Well, look at that, SaryiaTheFireFist had two comments, she also said "*comes out of nowhere in a poof of black smoke*HELLO KIDDOS! NOW! IM MAKING A NEW CP STORY AND I WAS HOPING WHEN I POST IT YOU WOULD READ IT!IT SHULD BE UP IN LIKE *giggles* A WEEK! ALSO L.J CANT READ IT BECUASE ITS TO AWESOME FOR HIM TO HANDLE!
laughing janey: THATS BECAUSE ITS A SHIPMENT OF L.L AND L-*gets set on fire* AHHHHHH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!*runs off screaming*
me:WELL GOOD BYE KIDDOS! wait! maddy how it going girl! ticci kira use to use this profile, all uss creepygirls share a profile....OK!NOW BYE KIDDOS!HAHHAHAHAH!"
Maddy:...k den
CalisAlley: Guys guess what' * squee~! * I'm spooderman!:3 * tries to sling a piece of yarn and falls face first onto floor * * muffled * I'm ok! * sticks thumb up and scoots twords table and gets up * I must fight crime with batman! We must go sir man! * glares at Jeff * and defeat the evil giggly thingys in the garden!
Slenderman: do you mean the Venus flytraps?
Me: 0^0 YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
Splendor: she got into the cat nip.....
Me: tee hee heeeeeeee~ * tries to sling web again *
Maddy: I see...
CalisAlley: MADDY MADDY MADDY! * jumps in lap as tiny spooder kitten * * slaps mask onto ur face * you shall be robin! Come boy wonder! * tries yet again to sling web *
Splendor: honestly she is quite adorable this way.
Sally: * wearing position ivy suit * Yay! Dress up! :3
Me: :3 spooderman! Away! * jumps off table and only goes an inch before falling *
Splendor: Haha, awe
Maddy: FUCK YEAH, I'M ROBIN, BITCHES
Slenderman: I am not a venus fly trap
Maddy: And John said he's not a homosexual, but who believed that?
Slenderman:...who
Maddy: shhhhh I am trash...
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Fanfictionpart 1 of my Creepypasta questioner ^~^
