Ask the Creepypasta's book 1:3 #Wattyawards

not too long

Joeyy: so i can explain

Ben: no one is stopping you

Joeyy: ok so school. it sucks i have/had sooooo much homework i could even have a break, i apologize. 

Toby: well we got two comments

Joeyy: nice

Slenderman: Im just going to pretend that i didn't see my brother in the walking freezer frozen solid

Sally: DID SOMEONE SAY FROZEN

Joeyy: OH SHIT 

Jeff: *barrels rolls to Sally and tackles her* child shut up or your going in the freezer with him

Sally: O.O ok

Jeff: goooooood

Ben: WHOs reading?!?

Slenderman: I will, @FeferiandKanaya says "Hello Darling, My Name Is Kanaya. If I Many Ask, Why Do You All Seem To Be Rather.... Unfashionable."

Joeyy: girl whatchu mean I am killing this runway *poses*

Slenderman: Joeyy: your wearing sweatpants over a purple onesie with bull-terriers on them

Joeyy: hey the are COMFYable

Slenderman: ugh *nonfaceplams* Well at least i have some fashion *fixes his tie*

Toby: im pretty good on my taste... but it taste like syrup for some reason

Masky: Toby you moron your eating a waffle

Toby: oh yea!

Masky: im sexy

Hoodie: same bro

Jeff: i got a new blood stain on my hoodie, im on a good streak so far

Jane: i got a new dress

Jeff: no one cares go die already

Jane: fuck off

Jeff: how bout no

Joeyy: ok ok you too, next comment

Slenderman: ok Thatdorkhaley said "Rip no one is commenting 😂 how are y'all it's been a while since this. Um imma be 16 soon so fml I don't wanna be any older ;-; help *sighs and sits on the ground* where's slender? Did he disappear? Oh and the dare is to see who can make the best cookies without ingredients like homemade cookies no help from anything and the bet is whoever makes the better cookies gets the prize *holds out whatever you like*"

Slenderman: i was on a um very important business trip

Joeyy: ey i feel you fam im turning 17 in april

Hoodie: awe babe *hugs haley* its ok

Sally: Does playdoh count?

Joeyy: ok so like Markiplier's pancake vid i can do that

Masky: ok bet

Toby: i can do that

Ben: ill be judge

Jeff: i try im better a killing than cooking

Jane: oh cookies! i love making them

Joeyy: ok thats it for now next time we will do the cooking contest first then the comments so look out for that

Ben: dont really because you know the update wont be up till march

Joeyy: Ben shut the fuck up

Ben: make me

Joeyy: *picks up a bucket of water* i will drown you

Ben: *whimper* pls dont