Ask the Creepypasta's book 1:3 #Wattyawards

The big news

Maddy: hola amigo's

Jeff: Maddy, you arnt spanish

Maddy: sí, soy

Jeff: nu-uh

Maddy: sí

Jeff: no

Maddy: sí

Jeff: *sigh* -.-

Maddy: victory ^~^ okay, comment time 808Hawaii_girl said; Bwahahahaha I've always wanted L.J to eat veggies and now it has happened!!! Hi Jane! *hugs then whispers* Wanna shave Jeff's head bald in his sleep? Bwahahaha

Jane: hell yeah >:3

Laughing Jack: -.-

Maddy: you guys know what...me and Jane have been secretly friends since the eighth chapter of my first book...

Ben: o.o what?

Jane: yerp :3

Maddy: you all think im crazy but I DONT CAAARREEE *stands on the table* NO I DONT CAAAAAAAA-

Slenderman: *picks Maddy up and sits her back on the couch* shush, child

Maddy: nuuu, i wanna yell more *gets back on the table* IV'E GOTTA CROW, I'M JUST THE CLEVEREST FELLOW, 'TWAS EVER MY FOTRUNE TO KNOOOWWWW, I TAUGHT A TRICK TO MY SHADOW TO STICK TO THE TIP OF MY TOOOEE, OH, IV'E GOTTA CROOOWWW, I GOTTA-

Slenderman: *picks Maddy up again* SHUSH! *sets her down* someone tie her up

Ben: hehe, I'll do it *smirks*

Jane: dont do that o.o

Hoodie: wait...Maddy, are...are you h-high?

Maddy: ...I'm up there...

Masky: so, you are?

Maddy: NAW, IM CAPTAIN OF THE SOBER TEAM

Dark Link: Ben, stahp giving her drugs right before we say the comments

Ben: but its fun ^~^

Maddy: I want peanut butter -_-

Slenderman: Madison-

Maddy: DAS NOT MY NAME BITCH I GO BY MADDY

Slenderman: *sigh* Maddy, will you please calm down and say the comments?

Maddy: if i get peanut butter ^~^

Slenderman: Sonic, go get her some peanut butter

Sonic.exe: ugh, fine *gets Maddy peanut butter*

Maddy: yay :D CalisAlley said; I got a question for maddy, you want to tell them the " big news?" * whispers * since this is a different questioner they don't know yet......."

Splendorman: ^~^

Maddy: oh, yeah, CALIS PART CAT

Splendorman: no, I think she mean the kittens...

Maddy: oh...*eats some peanut butter* Splendorman and CalisAlley had kittehs

Slenderman: congratulations, Brother

Dark Link: Woah, Splendor got him some!

Splendorman: thats no way to talk with females in the room...even though ones too young and anothers too high to understand what that means...

Maddy: pft, nope I'm never too high to not know hes talking about s-

Slenderman: Maddy!

Maddy:...storks...those birds that bring the babies...right? thats where babies come from?