Ask the Creepypasta's book 1:3 #Wattyawards

Bro, like...what even IS a title...?

Maddy: aight, before we start i am banNING SKITTLES FROM THIS ASK I AM DONE NO MORE SKITTLES I WILL CENSOR THE WORD IF I GET ANY MORE COMMENTS ABOUT IT YOU GUYS ALWAYS THROW THEM EVERYWHERE AND THEN THEY GET ON THE FLOOR I HAVE TO CLEAN THAT YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU THROW IT ON THE FLOOR

Jeff: and here...we...go...

Maddy: welp...here we are again...we'll keep this a secret form the other books you're reading, this is your side hoe book and i shall stay the side hoe

Glitchy Red: we're all just side hoes

Maddy: yes

Glitchy Red: yes

Maddy: yes

Glitchy Red: ye-

Maddy: GOD RED SHUT UP LuckyLovesHomestuck HAS SOMETHING TO SAY 

"Wow okay, deeeeerpy. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I introduced you to homestuck, maybe not, but your soul is Hussie now. *Pats head* Anyways, I just wanted to aaaaask, how is everyone? *Throws skittles in the air* :3 (Ps. The Joker is the second bae next to Sliver ehehehe~)"

Dark Link: it's all good in the creepy ass hood

Maddy: my soul belongs to hussie

Slenderman:.......

Laughing_JackinaBox: *pounces onto LJ* I dare you to pretend to be Sober Gamzee, and you *points at Jeff* Can be Equius

Jeff: who

Laughing Jack: HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER

Jeff: wtf

Laughing: *dead legs Jeff so he's on his knees* now i just need one of BEN's bows...

Maddy: stahp i refuse to watch this again

Laughing Jack:....................honk

Pandaplaysmc123: Maddy! *tackles her* I missed youuuuu *gets up* Hoodieee~ Who do youuu like hm?

Maddy: yes, yes *pap**pap* affection and such

BEN: tf

Hoodie: I-I uh...am tired of being timid about it, i like you

Maddy: and so the truth floweth forth

Slenderman: you're in your own world almost always, aren't you?

Maddy: yuuuppp, you know who else is? lnjc123...she said "KARKITTY IS BAE! KARKALICIOUS DEFINITION! Skittles party! *throws skittles everywhere* Everyone can be high on awesomeness! *pulls out a thor hammer and bashes L.J in the nose*That's what you get when you hit me in the face with a lollipop! *turns into a ant size kitten* ant man away * jumps and runs away*

Laughing Jack: *grabs bow*

Maddy: *makes him put it down* no

Laughing Jack: *sad honk*

Maddy: oh and yoU ARE NOT WORTHY

Splendor: SKITTLESSSS

Maddy: AAHHHHHH

CalisAlley: *slowly gets up and smiles* AWOOOOOO!!! *grows wings and floats* *picks up baby ender wolf with wings and smiles*I love you allllll!!!!!! *hugs everyone and sits on maddys lap* my maddy Ben! MINE! *hisses at Ben and cuddles up to you* :3

BEN: maybe right now

Maddy: oh, i get all of the affection *paps more*

Rues_Clues: Masky, can you kiss Toby for me? *puppy eyes*

(((there is too much for me to remember relationships happening sO SHUT UP)))

Masky: oh, uh...why?

Maddy: cause you are a ship

Masky: was that another fat joke

Maddy: you can make it into one

Masky: already did

Maddy okay, now kiss Toby

Masky: i will, you think I'm too fat to???

Maddy: yup

Toby: *walks in* oh, hey guys, we doing another interview thing n-

Masky: *grabs onto Toby's jacket and kisses him*

Toby: ?!

Masky: *pulls him close*

Toby:...*puts a hand on his shoulder*

Maddy: *slides huge censor bar over in front of them* that's enough of that, i'll leave the rest to your imaginations

Jeff: that it? that all? we done?

Maddy: oh and i changed my name from igotsaquaphobia to JahnTheHuman

Maddy: I AM THE WINDWAKER. IT IS ME.