Maddy: *coughs* I'm gonna lay here and let you guys do everything...sorry if a couple of comments were repeated from last time...I tried my best v.v
Laughing_JackinaBox: Hey, EJ, you're a buddy with Jeff. Is it true he likes to run aorund in his underwear pretending he's a Spice Girl?
Jeff: what? -.- no
Eyeless Jack: yeah...sure...you wannabe SOMEONES lover
Jeff: shut up you eyeless freak
LeaveSoICanRead: HELLO EVERYONE!!! Okay today we will be playing cards aganst humanity...
Everyone (but Maddy cause I know what that is): ._. dafuq is that?
LeaveSoICanRead: It is exactly what you think it is. But I don't know what you're thinking so I will explain but I'm not good at that so......stealthyBLUcat explain
*she explains*
Everyone: 0-0
Pandaplaysmc: OMG CAN I PLAY PLEASEEEEE
Laughing_JackinaBox: Ok, *stands up in the center of everyone with big grin* fun dare time!! I dare Toby and Pain to have a boxing match, inside of a toolshed!!!
Pain:.....why?
Toby: seriosuy?
Maddy: you can discuss it later...
Laughing_JackinaBox: *walks over to Slendy and whispers* Maddy x Jane shall happen
Slendy: It shall not!!
Laughing_JackinaBox: It shall!!
Slendy: Shall not
Laughing_JackinaBox: IT SHALL *stabs Slendy with a rusty butter knife
CalisAlley: wow...Just...Wow...Hug? *holds out arms*
Laughing_JackinaBox: *hugs and grabs but non conspicuously*
CalisAlley: I HAVE GOT ANOTHER DARE BECAUSE FAB. *evil grin* 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH CHOSEN PARTNERS FROM MEH!
MADDY and Ben
Jeff and Jane
Splendor and.....A pillow
Me and laughing jack in a box
Laughing and his girl
Slenderp and a pillow
Masky and Hoodie!:3
And Toby and pancakes:3
And you must do it! But you don't have to do anything, I'm not that mean! We'll just pretend to think about what y'all are doing~
Slender: a pillow child....
CalisAlley: AND ZALGO AND A TREE
Zalgo: I WAS DRUNK GOD DAMNIT
Maddy:...why you and Laughing_JackinaBox?...
Laughing_JackinaBox: She likey the box
CalisAlley: Omg seriously? It's because I was going to torture the fuck outta him MADDY. CHANGE OF PEOPLE CUS LJIAB WAS BEING A LITTLE BIT OF A PERV
I WANT TO BE IN IT WITH SPLENDOR
Splendy: yay! :3
CalisAlley: so let's do this! *goes in closet*
----seven minutes later----
Splendor:..........
CalisAlley: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALL! I SWEAR!
Laughing_JackinaBox: *bursts into evil laughter* if you tried to torture me I'd hang your little kitten ass by the rafters
CalisAlley: that was the original plan you butt! *laughs*
Splendor: *protectively hugs* nu......My wife
Maddy: and if you did that I would tie you down and slowly cut pieces off of you and feed them to smile and seedeater as I went
CalisAlley:.....Scawy......*hugs* I sowwy....
Maddy: I was gonna do that to Jack, not you e.e
Laughing_JackinaBox: HAHAHA I'LL HAVE LJ FILL YOUR KIDNEYS WITH COCKROACHES
CalisAlley: seriously, I already have kittens of my own
Splendor: *growls*
CalisAlley: calm yo tits
Splendor: *growls more*
CalisAlley: he's he's just a friend damn
Maddy: never seen him genuinely angry at someone...
Laughing_JackinaBox: Besides kitty, you just don't want to admit you want to make clown kittens with meh
CalisAlley: *facepalms and sighs*
Offender: I don't like seeing you so sad *hugs*
CalisAlley: for once I'll accept your hug *hugs back*
Maddy:.........
CalisAlley: NOW LET GO
Offender: 0^0 scary bitch
CalisAlley: *growls* hurry up chapters...
CalisAlley: I WANT LAUGHING JACK IN A BOX TO GIVE ME A HUG CUS HES AWESOME *holds out arms*
Also, TIG OL BITTIES :3
And a dare! BECAUSE you all love me, *looks at everyone* write me a song about how much you love me and you shall get a reward!:3 Mainly knives, swords, cheesecake, pancakes, peanut butter, games, candy and more!:3
Laughing_JackinaBox: *hugs*
Maddy: I am no good with songs...but...I'll try...later
Glitchy Red: Everyone!! The queen of procrastination!! *motions to Maddy*
Maddy: *flips him off* go screw Masky
Everyone:...
Maddy: *sighs* inside joke...anyway...I said I wouldn't use any comments from the last update but since I'm amazing and awesome and you guys love me *forever alone face* I'll put in that ONE person who obviously didn't get the message Ticcikira said; ok! so....
HEY GIRL HOWS IT GOING?! and can I tell Toby something?! TOOOOOOOBBBBBBYYYYYYYYY! Toby...I'm um...I'm...pregnant...and...immediate...yeah. I think it happened that one night on Valentine's day...BYE!! *runs away blushing like hell*
Toby: *chokes* what? O_O wait oh god what am I supposed to do now?! two girls like me and one's pregnant now!! *passes out*
Maddy: eh...this has been a lot to be pushed onto him...uh...someone put him in his bed...
BEN: I gotta get out of this room anyway...*drags Toby off*
Maddy: *sighs*... well I've gotta move on so...*coughs* from now on I will be putting no more than 10 comments in each chapter so...this will most likely get faster updates yaaaaayyy....
Lost Silver: w-well now don't sound s-so excited...
Maddy: heh...*glaces where BEN went*...
Offender: *claps* Maddy
Maddy: mhm?
Offener: you're distracted
Maddy: mhm
Offender: -.-
Maddy:...
Sally: Maddy? you uh...want me to tell everyone good bye?
Maddy: mhm...
Sally: GOOD BYE EVERYONE YOU CAN COMMENT NOW! :D
Jeff: and I'm batman
Rake:....what?
Jeff: *puts batman mask on*...my parents are dead
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionpart 1 of my Creepypasta questioner ^~^