Ask the Creepypasta's book 1:3 #Wattyawards

Flu fuled update

Maddy: *coughs* I'm gonna lay here and let you guys do everything...sorry if a couple of comments were repeated from last time...I tried my best v.v

Laughing_JackinaBox: Hey, EJ, you're a buddy with Jeff. Is it true he likes to run aorund in his underwear pretending he's a Spice Girl?

Jeff: what? -.- no

Eyeless Jack: yeah...sure...you wannabe SOMEONES lover

Jeff: shut up you eyeless freak

LeaveSoICanRead: HELLO EVERYONE!!! Okay today we will be playing cards aganst humanity...

Everyone (but Maddy cause I know what that is): ._. dafuq is that?

LeaveSoICanRead: It is exactly what you think it is. But I don't know what you're thinking so I will explain but I'm not good at that so......stealthyBLUcat explain

*she explains*

Everyone: 0-0

Pandaplaysmc: OMG CAN I PLAY PLEASEEEEE

Laughing_JackinaBox: Ok, *stands up in the center of everyone with big grin* fun dare time!! I dare Toby and Pain to have a boxing match, inside of a toolshed!!!

Pain:.....why?

Toby: seriosuy?

Maddy: you can discuss it later...

Laughing_JackinaBox: *walks over to Slendy and whispers* Maddy x Jane shall happen

Slendy: It shall not!!

Laughing_JackinaBox: It shall!!

Slendy: Shall not

Laughing_JackinaBox: IT SHALL *stabs Slendy with a rusty butter knife

CalisAlley: wow...Just...Wow...Hug? *holds out arms*

Laughing_JackinaBox: *hugs and grabs but non conspicuously*

CalisAlley: I HAVE GOT ANOTHER DARE BECAUSE FAB. *evil grin* 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH CHOSEN PARTNERS FROM MEH!

MADDY and Ben

Jeff and Jane

Splendor and.....A pillow

Me and laughing jack in a box

Laughing and his girl

Slenderp and a pillow

Masky and Hoodie!:3

And Toby and pancakes:3

And you must do it! But you don't have to do anything, I'm not that mean! We'll just pretend to think about what y'all are doing~

Slender: a pillow child....

CalisAlley: AND ZALGO AND A TREE

Zalgo: I WAS DRUNK GOD DAMNIT

Maddy:...why you and Laughing_JackinaBox?...

Laughing_JackinaBox: She likey the box

CalisAlley: Omg seriously? It's because I was going to torture the fuck outta him MADDY. CHANGE OF PEOPLE CUS LJIAB WAS BEING A LITTLE BIT OF A PERV

I WANT TO BE IN IT WITH SPLENDOR

Splendy: yay! :3

CalisAlley: so let's do this! *goes in closet*

----seven minutes later----

Splendor:..........

CalisAlley: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALL! I SWEAR!

Laughing_JackinaBox: *bursts into evil laughter* if you tried to torture me I'd hang your little kitten ass by the rafters

CalisAlley: that was the original plan you butt! *laughs*

Splendor: *protectively hugs* nu......My wife

Maddy: and if you did that I would tie you down and slowly cut pieces off of you and feed them to smile and seedeater as I went

CalisAlley:.....Scawy......*hugs* I sowwy....

Maddy: I was gonna do that to Jack, not you e.e

Laughing_JackinaBox: HAHAHA I'LL HAVE LJ FILL YOUR KIDNEYS WITH COCKROACHES

CalisAlley: seriously, I already have kittens of my own

Splendor: *growls*

CalisAlley: calm yo tits

Splendor: *growls more*

CalisAlley: he's he's just a friend damn

Maddy: never seen him genuinely angry at someone...

Laughing_JackinaBox: Besides kitty, you just don't want to admit you want to make clown kittens with meh

CalisAlley: *facepalms and sighs*

Offender: I don't like seeing you so sad *hugs*

CalisAlley: for once I'll accept your hug *hugs back*

Maddy:.........

CalisAlley: NOW LET GO

Offender: 0^0 scary bitch

CalisAlley: *growls* hurry up chapters...

CalisAlley: I WANT LAUGHING JACK IN A BOX TO GIVE ME A HUG CUS HES AWESOME *holds out arms*

Also, TIG OL BITTIES :3

And a dare! BECAUSE you all love me, *looks at everyone* write me a song about how much you love me and you shall get a reward!:3 Mainly knives, swords, cheesecake, pancakes, peanut butter, games, candy and more!:3

Laughing_JackinaBox: *hugs*

Maddy: I am no good with songs...but...I'll try...later

Glitchy Red: Everyone!! The queen of procrastination!! *motions to Maddy*

Maddy: *flips him off* go screw Masky

Everyone:...

Maddy: *sighs* inside joke...anyway...I said I wouldn't use any comments from the last update but since I'm amazing and awesome and you guys love me *forever alone face* I'll put in that ONE person who obviously didn't get the message Ticcikira said; ok! so....

HEY GIRL HOWS IT GOING?! and can I tell Toby something?! TOOOOOOOBBBBBBYYYYYYYYY! Toby...I'm um...I'm...pregnant...and...immediate...yeah. I think it happened that one night on Valentine's day...BYE!! *runs away blushing like hell*

Toby: *chokes* what? O_O wait oh god what am I supposed to do now?! two girls like me and one's pregnant now!! *passes out*

Maddy: eh...this has been a lot to be pushed onto him...uh...someone put him in his bed...

BEN: I gotta get out of this room anyway...*drags Toby off*

Maddy: *sighs*... well I've gotta move on so...*coughs* from now on I will be putting no more than 10 comments in each chapter so...this will most likely get faster updates yaaaaayyy....

Lost Silver: w-well now don't sound s-so excited...

Maddy: heh...*glaces where BEN went*...

Offender: *claps* Maddy

Maddy: mhm?

Offener: you're distracted

Maddy: mhm

Offender: -.-

Maddy:...

Sally: Maddy? you uh...want me to tell everyone good bye?

Maddy: mhm...

Sally: GOOD BYE EVERYONE YOU CAN COMMENT NOW! :D

Jeff: and I'm batman

Rake:....what?

Jeff: *puts batman mask on*...my parents are dead