11:00am, Saturday
bitches and billy
(groupchat consists of billy, vance and robin)
...
eagle: BRO I JUST PASSED BY FINNEYS HOUSE AND I LOOKED INTO HIS WINDOW LIKE REALLY CREEPILY
eagle: GUESS WHAT.
eagle: HES STARING AT ME WITH THE MOST CONFUSED FACE EVER
eagle: I'M NEVER RECOVERING.
worm: that gave me a good laugh
worm: life is full of happiness
yumpaper: real vance
eagle: THIS IS SERIOUS
eagle: WHAT IF HE HATES ME?!
worm: he probably does
worm: id be weirded out if someone stared at my window creepily
worm: and i definitely wouldnt have a crush on them
yumpaper: VANCE ENOUGH
worm: did i lie though
yumpaper: ..
eagle: aww vance! has anyone ever told u how kind u are? 💓
worm: yeah, people say it all the time
worm: its kinda my thing 💞
worm: WHY IS MY NAME STILL WORM SND WHY CANY I CHANGE IT
yumpaper: u radiate worm energy
worm: wtf does that mean
eagle: why doesnt finney like me😢
yumpaper: HE DOES ROBIN
yumpaper: I FEEL IT.
replying to eagle
"why doesnt finney like me😢"
worm: cus ur a stalker
worm: lol.
yumpaper: vance is kinda right though
yumpaper: lol.
eagle: go eat paper billy.
eagle: and thats why bruce will never talk to u vance.
yumpaper: I DIDNT EAT THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER
eagle: ok bud
replying to eagle
"and thats why bruce will never talk to u vance."
worm: i can easily talk to bruce.
replying to yumpaper
"I DIDNT EAT THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER"
worm: so they disappeared outta nowhere..
yumpaper: I HAD TO GIVE THEM OUT
worm: excuses.
replying to worm
"i can easily talk to bruce."
eagle: sure you can..
eagle: every time he sees u he hides and brings griffin with him
eagle: since you two are step brothers and all.
worm: whys he always do that
yumpaper: hes scared of you idiot
worm: 😢😢😢😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫
eagle: what the fuck
eagle: anyway you should get his number!!
yumpaper: WERE FRIENDS I HAVE HIS NUMBER
yumpaper: WE CAN ADD HIM TO THE GC
yumpaper: OR MAKE ONE WITH HIM
eagle: YES YE SYES BILLY
worm: NO NO NO BILLY ILL PUNCH U SO FUCKIGN HARD UR ANCESTORS WILL FEEL IT
billy added one member
worm: lock your doors and windows billy showalter.
yumpaper: 😬😬
yumpaper: HI BRUCE
bruce: HI BILLYY
bruce: WHOS IN THIS
eagle: IM ROBIN AND VANCE IS THE OTHER PERSON
bruce: OH
bruce: OK COOL
worm: hi
bruce: hii
eagle: crickets..
bruce: did u add me for any reason?
worm: no
eagle : actually yea
eagle: so ba
bruce: so ba?
eagle: no it wasnt for any reaaon
bruce: ok!
yumpaper: giggles
...
11:20am, Saturday
vance created a group chat
vance changed the chat name
im gonna murder billy
(vance, robin & billy)
billy: my finger slipped
billy: whoops
robin: IM TEARINGGGG
robin: "hi"
robin: how u felt after that: 😝😝😜😜🤩🤩🥳
vance: I CAN'T SAY HI ANYMORE??
robin: u can
robin: if u never want to speak to bruce ever again
vance: as if you know anything shithead all youve done with finney is stare thru his window
robin: kys
robin: at least i didn't say hi ALL LOWERCASE
billy: robin u gotta admit it couldve been worse
robin: true...
vance: like staring thru his window.
robin: STOP.
vance changed 2 names
robin changed 1 name
stalker: ok pal.
yumpaper: PLEASE MAKE MY BAME SOMETIBG ELSE I DONT EAT PAPE R.
stalker: too bad so sad
"hi" : robin die
stalker: nah i'm good
A/N
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