Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #1

Who's Kai Without A Mustache?

Right. So. Kai and Zane.

Who should go first?

I sneaked back to the bathroom and under the sick, I grabbed like 576 rolls of toilet paper.

Okay maybe not that much. Like three rolls

Or four.

Or five.

Okay fine. Three.

Who to toilet paper?

So here I am, sashaying down the hallway, caring three rolls of toilet paper with me.

Kai is a pretty light sleeper. But he moves around. Alot. Because he's always complaining that it's to hot in the room.

It's just him. Hothead.

Here's an idea! Zane should freeze him at night so his moaning and groaning and rolling around doesn't bother us!!

Ill have to ask him.

So anyway, I approach him. Snoring softly, twisting and turning every which way.

THAT'S how his hair always gets how it is!

So I lay the toilet paper down, and wrap it around him. When he twists, it nicely goes around him. I used up the three rolls.

And he looks like a toilet paper mummy. With a real head.

Creepy.

I snatch Nya's eyeliner and quietly draw shades on him. And a mustache.

Who's Kai without a mustache? Or glasses?

So I take out a bottle of hairspray and head over to Zane.

Always perfect hair.

Straight up, and not to high.

"Psst." Goes the hairspray.
"Squeaka squeaks" goes the hair as I move it around.

Perfect.

Now he looks like a geeky hair freak.

Plastered to the sides so his part is right in the middle.

It looks like I just place a piece of cardboard on his head.

A blond cardboard. If there is such a thing.

Next, I took out a can of whipping cream.

The whipping cream that was supposed to go on Coles cake in the morning.

Maybe they won't notice it.

And I shook it. And I sprayed it. Quietly. All around Zane.

Till he was covered. I just hope his gears don't rust by that stuff because that would be bad.

I could just imagine Sensei Wu's face as Zane fell apart in training.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

K. I guess that was kinda mean.

But I mean, imagine his face!!

"Lloyd?" GULP

FREEZE. DONT BREATHE. MAYBE HE WON'T SEE ME.....

"What are you doing to Zane?"

Shoot! I cringed.

"Jay?" I asked in fake shock as I turned. "What are you doing up?"

Jay looked at me and Zane, his feet dangling off the side of the bed.

"Nothing," he said like a little kid.

I think he was sleepwalking. Or sleep talking.

"Go to sleep little Jay" I sang. "Everything is gonna be okay."

Jay didn't look convinced, but he did yawn

"Zane's not covered in whipping cream," I kept singing. "And Kai isn't a mummy. Cole isn't squished by a table, and your not a dummy."

Jay yawned and stretched out back on his bed. "What ever you say mom" he told me.

I had to keep up the act. "Yes dear!"

"Night."

Soft snores soon erupted from his bed. I just hoped he didn't remember in the morning.

Cuz that would be bad.

Very bad.

GREEN NINJA O-U-T.

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