[Natasha is getting a drink poured and spins around when Banner walks up to her]
Bruce Banner: Hey Nat.
Natasha Romanoff: Howdy.
"Were you tipsy?" asked Alex, her mother had an Iowan accent but it only came out in Iowa or when she was tipsy. "What's with the Iowan accent?" asked Lily.
Bruce Banner: What's with the Iowan accent?
Lily blushed slightly.
Natasha Romanoff: Right, tipsy but i sober up quickly.
[Bruce nods, before sitting down]
Bruce Banner: Happy far from the party aren't you?
Natasha Romanoff: I'm not one to mingle.
"Don't we know it" said Tony.
[The two watch as Clint slips to the roof]
"What were you doing?" Tony asked eye Clint suspiously. Clint said nothing.
Bruce Banner: What are you worried about?
"You're worried about me" said Alex in French, Natasha nodded.
Natasha Romanoff: Not a damn thing. But never say never.
"good lie" said Alex. Natasha nodded in thanks.
[Natasha walks away, and Steve approaches, they watch as Natasha slips to the roof.]
Lily looked curiously, first Clint walked to the roof and then Natasha.
Steve Rogers: It's nice.
Bruce Banner: What, what, what is?
Steve Rogers: You and Romanoff. You've gotten close and Natasha's not the most open person in the world.
"That's true" Alex muttered.
[Later, most of the guests have left and it's just the Avengers plus Dr. Cho and Maria Hill sitting around; Thor's hammer sits on the table between them. Natasha and Clint are back from the roof.]
Clint Barton: [referring to Thor's hammer] But, it's a trick!
Thor: Oh, no. It's much more than that.
Clint Barton: Uh, "Whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power!" Whatever man! It's a trick.
Dumbledore looked at the screen in interest, Wanda narrowed her eyes at Dumbledore.
Thor: Well please, be my guest.
The Avengers laugh at them all trying to pick up Thor's hammer.
Tony Stark: Come on.
Clint Barton: Really?
Thor: Yeah!
[Barton gets up]
James Rhodes: Oh this is gonna be beautiful.
Tony Stark: Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up. [the others laugh]
"you had to do innuendo didn't you Tony?" asked Natasha sarcastically.
Clint Barton: You know I've seen this before, right? [Barton grabs Thor's hammer and can't lift it; to Thor after he fails to lift the hammer] I still don't know how you do it.
Tony Stark: Smell the silent judgment?
"Piss off Stark" muttered Laura, speaking for the first time since the movie began.
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Clint Barton/Alexander Potter (HP x MCU)
FanfictionBefore the Potter's have Harry and Emely they had an older son who was kidnapped and became an archer under the name Clint Barton-Hawkeye. Before the events of Civil War the Avengers get teleported in the great hall to watch movie about his life wh...
