[Steve and Stark are chopping wood outside Barton's house]
Tony Stark: Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. I was kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
[He looks over to where Clint and Alex are working.]
"That's nice, what were you guys doing?" Lily asked. "Fixing the sun room" said Alex.
Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him. They had a fairly good excuse, a kid and enemies everywhere.
Natasha and Clint nodded in sync with Tony.
Steve Rogers: "Earth's Mightiest Heroes." Pulled us apart like fairy floss.
Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away all right.
Steve Rogers: Is that a problem?
Tony Stark: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
"Steve no offence to you but he doesn't have a dark side" said Natasha.
Steve Rogers: Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Tony Stark: You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well I guess you'd know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research.
"Why are those two always paired together?" asked Alex, confusing people "well their egos rub off each other and it's bad" she said, people understood what she meant and nodded in agreement.
Steve Rogers: That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "why" we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home? That's why Clint and Natasha fight.
"Yes it is" they said.
Steve Rogers: Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Natasha Romanoff: [Natasha interrupts them] Tony, can you go try and fix our tractor, it doesn't seem to want to start at all. And if you don't I'll probably try to kill you.
Tony snorted at that, cause it was true Natasha would try to kill him. Lily snorted as well.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick. [to Steve as he turns to leave; referring to his pile of chopped wood] Don't take from my pile.
"He doesn't need too" said Rhodey. "Oh shush" said Tony.
[Stark enters the barn and walks over to the tractor]
Tony Stark: Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?
"Are you talking to a tractor?" Natasha and Alex asked.
[Fury shows up from the other end of the barn]
Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?
"It's still Romanoff" said Natasha "Yeah I know Nick told me" Tony said.
Nick Fury: Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated. Oh and it's still Romanoff.
"Even grandpa pirate knows" said Alex.
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Clint Barton/Alexander Potter (HP x MCU)
FanficBefore the Potter's have Harry and Emely they had an older son who was kidnapped and became an archer under the name Clint Barton-Hawkeye. Before the events of Civil War the Avengers get teleported in the great hall to watch movie about his life wh...
