Island Love (A Jamaican Toxic Love Story)

Don Life

Elijah Amiri McAllister's POV
3:32 pm
July, 31 2023

"Doe bumboclaat tell mhi nuh fckry bredda, weh dhi fck mhi look like, eh?, mhi look like mhi bahne yessideh" mhi kunk dhi bwoi whid dhi butt ah mhi glock and see him head start bleed, ah buss mhi aguh buss him face, "why dhi f*ck yaah f*ck around whid mhi food maute?" I spoke calmly, and for all who knows me once I get calm your done for.

He stuttered and I started getting irritated, mhi cyah condone f*ckry inah mhi life inuh, and dem likkle pussy yah wah draws ah get too tight, feel like dem waah test dem faith and f*ck whid mhi and mhi bloodclaat food, is one ting fhi f*ck around whid me inhu, but dhi second yuh get too brave and f*ck whid mhi money and business, desso yaah guh meet yuh f*cking creator.

"i- i.. boss, ah- ah neva m-mhi, mhi swear m-mhi don, ah ...neva mhi" him tun stamma yuh f*ck. Him coulda atleast humor me cause mhi aready know ah him and him dutty foot friend dem dida mess round whid mhi product.

Mhi ave mhi eye pan jordan fhi bout ah month, mhi let him inah dhi gang fhi a reason, suh mhi can see if ah really brave him brave like dat or him life jst did ah scratch him, and see it deh, mhi send dhi fcka guh pick up one 'shipment' last night weh mhi set up, and him ghi him wasteman friend dem dhi address and dem guh deh and mhi send sme ah dhi mn dem fhi pree dem, and it turns out dhi ugly fcka dem ah re-sell MY F*CKING PRODUCT and ah lessen my food wah fhi feed my family and my community, mhi nuh f*ck whid people like dat. Suh since him a itch suh bad, mek mhi scratch it bloodclaat.

My phone rang and I saw Tajae's name, mhi all suh caught up inah dhis mhi figet mhi affi pick up mhi sister from ar hair appointment, chro bumboclaat, mhi cyah tek baddaration inuh.

"Yo Jae mhi soon fwd mek mhi finish up yasso and fwd ova, gimme bout 10 minutes" she kiss ar teeth yuh f*ck, "yuh ave 5 minutes mhi affi reach mhi nail-tech inah less dan 20 mins eli, chro" she hang up pan mhi and chuckle, mummy daughta miserable essi.

Mhi turn tuh Von, long time dhi man waah kill sumn inuh, "yo deal whid dhis fimme, ajae a ring off mhi fone" him smiled sinfully and nodded to me and got up out of the chair he was in making a spliff, Mhi grab it from him and lef dhi warehouse.

Driving out I lighted the spliff and took a long puff, todeh drain mhi yuh f*ck , from dealing with jordan, having two meetings since morning, having a talk with my father about the business I'm opening, having to deal with my club opening tonight and then my sisters having me driving up and down dhi f*cking place like mn a bumboclaat chauffeur, kmt.

I pulled up at the hair salon I let Jae off earlier, she rolled her eyes and came in slamming my door, wah dhi f*ck dhis, "yo watch it inuh, mhi talk tuh yuh wehday bout dhi f*cking attitude mhi ah do sum nice fhi yuh calm yuhself and nuh slam mhi f*cking door cause mhi whi leff yuh ah dhi bloodclaat taxi stand and mek yuh find yuh way and pay fhi yuh sum dem, chro "  She look down and start play whid ar nails, kmt now she waah be f*cking sad.

"sorry" she mumbled as I started the car, "yh mn, yuh hungry or yuh late" she looked at the time, "I have 10 minutes left to get there" she spoke softly, "ah wah yuh waah fhi eat", she look round and talk " Mhi waah taco can get Chilitos please" mhi kiss mhi teeth, "everyday yuh waah f*cking taco like yaah mexican" she laugh and start video ar self, she ugly like.

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6:58 pm

"ah gwan in tell mommy maah guh dung, lata mhi link ar and ghi Tae dhis, call me when unuh ready mek mhi sen von fhi unuh", she grabbed her stuff and got out, "oki lata" I waited until she got in and locked up, nuhbaddi nuh mad enough fhi do nun to dhi old don yaad but mhi jst affi mek sure.