~{Kyle POV}~
I sit in the throne room as all the people of the village come in and explain to me their problems and ask me what to do and how to fix them 。。。
Y'know , I should tell them that there is like 。。。 This 。。。Thing 。。。And it's called a therapist 。。。
"U-uhm , Y-your hiness 。。。I- I 。。。U-uhm 。。。" This random guy keeps fucking stuttering like he's about to say '*Cuddles next to you and notices your peepee🥺👉👈🥺🤭🤭🤭* OwO whats this ?' 。。。
"I-- I uhm 。。。I had a dire Gigachad steal my crops again 。。。D-do you know what a dire Gigachad is ? I-its like a Gigachad 。。。But dire 。。。" The fucker tells me。 I just fucking stare at him blankly 。。。
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"Kay 。。。" I respond。
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"I- I 。。。 Uhm 。。。You have a nice ass 。。。May I please clap yo dumby thicc booty cheeks🥺👉👈 ?" The fucker asks me。Holy shit humans are just fucking weird 。。。
I stare at him with a mix of disgust and surprise 。。。"Aren't you gonna call your guards to come take care of me 。。。? Unless you wanna fuck--" "Oh 。。。Hell no 。。。If you actually think i'm weak enough to need to call in my guards to take care of you , then you are just fucking stupid 。。。" I interrupt him , I then pick up the nearest object {Which was a fucking hockey stick} and I walk up to him and stab him straight through the throat with the handle of it 。。。
It just goes right fucking through him 。。。Wow 。。。I really should have never doubted this hockey stick 。。。Y'know what-- fuck it 。。。This is my new favorite thing now 。。。
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I'm not cleaning up this dead body though。"Guards ! Clean this up please !" I yell out while taking the hockey stick handle out of his throat and wipe off the blood 。。。
Steve then aggressively power walks into the room out of literally nowhere with a fucking broom。 "Thank you , Steve。" I say to Steve。"you're welcome , Your highness。" Steve replies , then sweeping the dead body also while doing an aggressive power walk out of the room , literally somehow not even leaving a trail of blood。
I sit back down on my throne, holding my hockey stick that i just now named 'Hockey Stick' 。。。I know , it's the greatest name in the world , right ?
All of a sudden two guards come in , holding a tied up figure with a dark cloak over them 。。。"My king , we had just found this person running back from the kingdom of Statour 。。。" They say as they throw the person down on the ground。
I eye the person and then I look back up at the guards。"Y-your highness ! I've come with a warning ! I know their plan ! Please , you need to listen to me !" The person yells 。。。They sound strangely 。。。
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The Prince and the Warrior {🌌Stan X Kyle🌌} {Style} {South Park}
RomanceKyle's parents the king and queen, are going to crown Kyle an official prince. However, Kyle doesn't want to be a prince, he loves running around and playing while getting messy. his parents aren't happy about that.. so they always try to prevent hi...
