Chaos in mystic falls

The unknown ghost

The mystic falls gang was doing surprisingly well these days.

No serial killers

No murderous witches or werewolves

No old friends Coming to stab them in the back after they got them out of a pickle.

That was until they found a body in the kitchen with a very cryptic message left behind.

On the counter lay the dead body of a 23 year old women (no kids under 18 will die ...probs). She had a short part dress on and a purse layin besides her.

On the wall written in blood was a message 'I do not condone killing under this roof '.

After everyone had gathered where the body was found all eyes turned towards Stefan.

Stefan: I was with Elena all night

2 hours ago
Stefan walking up to his room with Elena chatting about their English report that was due in a month. Tyler walking down the stairs heading out. He nodded his head towards Stefan.

Tyler: how do we know if your telling the truth

Caroline: Tyler baby

Tyler:  yeah

Caroline: let's play the quite game

Tyler: what

Caroline: starting now

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After that was said Tyler immediately shut his mouth and any protest he wanted to make was shut down in favour of wining the game. ( I'ma make him a good dog 🤣)

Damon: well whoever it was this is obviously a warning.

Matt: maybe a new vampire in town

Bonnie: I doubt that. With the originals in town nobody's gonna step foot in mystic falls

Jeremy: well at least they're good for warding of vampires

Elena: maybe we should set up some cameras outside the house.

Damon: why

Elena: Because whenever something happens it's always inside the boarding house. And this is obviously a crime scene and a break in.

Caroline: I agree with Damon this is a message. Maybe if we ignore it nothing bad will happen.

Caroline: And no offence Elena but nobody wants to see you making out with Stefan behind a bush again

Jeremy: I still have nightmares

Elena blushing and Stefan with his head bowed down with a look of embarrassment.

Damon: all in favour of ignoring the problem say aye

Caroline: we're not pirates

The mystic gang dissolved after finding a horrible solution to the problem.

Damon: WHO BROKE MY JAR OF DIRT. IM GONNA KILL YOU BLONDIE.

The true story of what had happened

Sitting on the bed was Kol bored out of his mind. Running away from Elijah was not an easy task. They had to stay under the radar so that means no partying or annoying klaus cause if he did then he'd be short of a shield.

A bored Kol was bored and although it has only been 20 minute he could do it anymore. Filled with a confidence that might have been just him hyping himself up he went to find klaus with a idea.

It wasn't very hard to find the hybrid. He was just laying flat on the bed with his head stuffed in the pillow.
How do the Salvatore's keep everything clean. I don't see any servants. Maybe Stefan puts on a pink bunny apron like Elijah does and goes on a cleaning spree.

Kol: wanna go out

Klaus: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

Klaus as soon as hearing his brother jumped up from the bed and sped towards Kol.
Kol stood feeling shocked at the outburst.

Klaus: you thought I would be the one to ask and get in even more trouble with Elijah.

Kol: ...maybe

Sometimes I really think that accident were Micheal 'accidentally' fell on top of Kol and smashed his head on the wooden table wasn't really an accident.

Now that I truly think about it ever since that day his personality took a full on switch. He became obsessed with birds because they didn't have any ears..... eh it's fine.

2 hours later
Kol and klaus came stumbling inside the boarding house with a blonde women behind them. The scene would have been a normal 'we're drunk mind your business' except the scene read 'boy and girl fashion disaster that we didn't know would happen. Someone set fire to the rain'.

Kol came In looking like barbie quit her job. His lips were coated in red lipstick and his cheeks were so red someone would have thought he was trying to go into the clown career. His hair was in all directions and his clothes looked as if they were caught on fire then drowned in water then caught in fire again.

Klaus was no better. His face was covered in different types of colours that might have been a child's art show portrait. His clothes weren't even his clothes. He was wearing a black crop top and sporting blue jeans that might be showing a little to much.

The girl with them was in a tight black dress. She had bites all over her body and could barely stand straight. She looked as if she would pass out soon from blood loss rather than the drugs and alcohol that she mixed into her drink.

( I don't know how to make them sound drunk so just imagine it)

Kol:  w are a -a-a- coowwww

Klaus: Iwanna beee prettoy

Kol: yort uggly

2 mins later

The girl was in the counter dead

Kol: we shodk writeeee a measgae

Klaus: eyessss

Kol: no mrore kiikking

Klaus: I will write it

Kol:ok

After the message was written they both went to klauses room since it was closer and collapsed on the floor. Drugs and vervain with a dash of a alcohol was not good.