Paul was chilling one day slurping on Richard zee Kay's delectable bussy.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh" moaned roachy Richard as he continued stroking paulchen's smooth bald head.
"Do you like it my roachy, whore, faggot, boypuss, divacup, manslutty, prostatevibrator" Paul said as he continues on roachards ass.
Suddenly a fucking tree walks into the room and asks Paul and Richard what the fuck are they doing. The tree said his name was Oliver riedel.
SUDDENLY Paul became aggressive and started violently clawing at the trees ,thick ,bark covered trunk because he noticed that Oliver had a more shiny and more glistening and more bald and more untextured head than him and that is not allowed in the law book of the paulchen x Richard ZK realm. Paul felt very jealous that Richard noticed how bald and glistening and shiny Oliver's head was and he could not let oliver take away his roachy zee kae.
Suddenly the roach falls down the fucking sink drain because he's a dumb piece of shit insect that can survive nuclear impact but can't balance themselves to keep them from falling down a Goddamn drain.
Oliver's body mass was now reduced to that of a mere skeleton because Paul ate all of his goddamn flesh off because he had a sticker on him that said he was fresh linen flavored and that's paulchens favorite tree flavor because Richard has to stop him from running around when they go on walks in the park and licking all the trees because he doesn't want Paul to get fucking malaria from licking trees because he's a stupid silly willy Milly Tilly killy filly qilly gilly pilly jilly nilly dilly billy zilly, piece of baldy waldy saldy raldy valdy haldy laldy paldy caldy galdy, shit.
POV ROACHARD ZEE KAE
"oh mein gott, is this a secret society filled with the last of the living roach people on this planet Earth, oh my God I'd like to thank my family and my friends and my paulie waulie, and my school and my teachers and my guitar and my bandmates who I'm pretty sure are all fucking in till's fancy underwater house"
"Shut up, ROACHARD!!!. You are not here to join our secret society of fake ass feministst you're here to be sacrificed to the secret society in order to raise our God from the depths of the deepest sewer drain of all planet Earth her name is........
SHELBY!!!
