Roach didn't know who the fuck Shelby was and he couldn't give two shits. As the femanazis raised him onto the podium and tied him onto a cheap ass stick they bought from the Goodwill he realized that they were gonna burn his ass. So he just broke the stick and walked up to the girl who spoke to him earlier
"Bro who tf is Shelby I didnt know you had dogs down here"
The girl looked comfuzzled "we don't have dogs 🤨"
"Well tell Shelby that she has a fucking dog name" roachard said while cleaning his roachy antennas.
SUDDENLY their God arose from the deep dark pit that represents how many people there are that think she's attractive. Roachy look up at this fucking stick figure that stands Infront of him now and his heart skips a beat at how undeniably hideous this fucking outer space caterpillar looking ass bitch is.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!" he screams.
The fucking wish.com feminists start chanting there stupid ass prayers that even Satan himself couldn't be bothered to answer.
"Titlitltitktitltititktktitktititktitltitltitktikttiitktitltitktitititktiittktiktitltitotitltiltitltitltitltitltiltktitltotlotltkt"
They all sounded like a fucking ant gangbang and Richard just walked away.
He used his roachy legs to climb up the sink drain and he went back to being slurped on by his paulchen.
"Aogamsgadsoahdagsiagsmssgaimbustingggg.... I'm bustiiingg.."
Roachy Richard actually busted.... Fr he exploded...Because he remembered the face of that fucking lady.
Suddenly paulchen is covered in roachards shell, because roachard dosent have any blood or organs. And the he sees the wish.com feminists God crawling out of the drain. And she speaks
"Hlaohh.... Iamm slhelsbyy" she says with the dumbest lisp because she's a fucking illiterate piece of malaria. Paul speaks
"...............................WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!"
He proceeded to bust......literally....
