Richard and till we're playing a fun game together one day, they were playing 21 questions cuz they're fucking dumbass bitches that need to go back to high school and do their hair at slumber parties and talk about boys.
"Okay question number 22, how much money would I have to give you for you to let me slurp on your delectable a-"
"You can't ask 22 questions you dumbass whore" said reesch
To stop talking and looked at Richard, hurt. He was staring silently not saying a word as a gentle and silent tear slowly rolled down his face.
"One chance....."
SUDDENLY FUCKING FAGGOT PAUL BURST THROUGH THE DAMN DOOR. CUZ HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO OPEN DAMN DOORS.
"Oh my God Till guess what!!!"
"RICHARD'S GOING TO LET ME SLURP HIS DELECTABLE ASS?!!"
"....... Youre cheating on me Richard?"
Richard suddenly panicked he didn't want his Pauly wauly to think he was cheating.
"WHAT!! NO I'M NOT CHEATING"
"I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!"
Paul screamed as he walked away, he went to Oliver's room it was late at night because till and Richard are fucking bats that just spread rabies and play 21 questions in the middle of the night like a dumbass fucking school girl.
He walked up to Oliver in his bed because thankfully Oliver is not nocturnal, and he began rubbing his glistening shiny head.
Paul read in a goddamned childrens book that if you rub a shiny lantern a genie will come out, so he figured that if he rubs a shiny bald head a genie would probably come out too.
When no genie came out Paul kept rubbing harder and harder until eventually a tiny little white liquidy genie came out of Oliver's fucking horse cock.
"OH MY GOD IS THAT A GENIE, I THOUGHT THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE?!"
Suddenly the little white genie that came out of Oliver's horse cock begins speaking.
"No you dumbass bitch, I'm a fucking sperm."
Paulchens God damn rabbit ears perked up at the sound of sperm, so he began slurping it up off of Oliver's chest because it kind of went everywhere.
Who would have thought that Oliver secretly had a kink for having his bald head rubbed while he's unconscious.
Suddenly Roachard Zee Kay walked into the room. And he froze when he saw what was going on.
"Are you eating genies Paul?"
"Yes they are rather delectable and creamy my love would you like to partake in them with me." Paul said
"I don't speak, Count Dracula you fucking dumbass bitch"
"Shut the fuck up and drink his cum with me!" Paul stated
"Okay."
