Their 14 | Seventeen's 14th member

𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤 - 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟕

*inspired by Victorious" episode*

"Hyung" "hyung" "HYUNGG"

"WHAT" Woozi shouted, "it's april 1st" Mingyu said eagerly. "And this was your first prank..?" replied Woozi "nooo but i have an idea for a better prank, come downstairs" Mingyu said while rushing out the door

Everyone except Rei proceeded downstairs after Mingyu the alarm decided to wake everyone up, "this better be important" said half-asleep Jun "real shitttt" said Vernon

To which Minghao said "you've been on tiktok too much hyung" in disgust, "anyways" said Mingyu "i have an idea, since today is april first let's prank Rei?"

"Are you actually insane, you woke us up at 5 am to tell us this?" S.coups said, "I don't mean just any prank, let's go all out. Let's do nonstop pranks, you know?" Mingyu rambled

"Mingyu, your ideas are just getting worse, she's gonna think she's been drugged, you know she can be slow sometimes" replied Hoshi

"It's worth it though" "i mean i guess" "i'm down" after everybody agreed, they decided to set it all up

"But we're going all out..." exclaimed Mingyu as he brought out... a door.
"Is that... a peppa pig themed door?" asked Wonwoo to which Mingyu nodded excitedly. "Come on now, we have to install this door" hurried Mingyu

They began to change the front door to the now heavily inspired peppa pig one, changed the entire layout of their living room to a very confusing one and also changed their appearance.

"No no I said the red chair will go on the blue chair not beside it!" Mingyu yelled. "Don't get offended, but aren't you taking this a little too seriously?" a voice said, Dinos to be exact "say that one more time and i"ll make everyday into april fools day for you"

Dino ran off and continued installing his neon orange wig and green moustache. After the living room was destroyed and seventeen now looked like teletubbies they had to come up with an idea to wake up sleepy Rei

"How did she sleep through all of this..?" questioned Vernon "anyways, now we have to wait for Rei"

Soon enough (three hours later, not so soon) Rei finally woke up "good morni-" Rei froze

She examined the new pink door, the teletubbie inspired living room and well, seventeen"s new look. "Am I dreaming?" she rubbed her eyes, nothing. Rubbed them again, still nothing

"Oh darling, why are you astonished? Spoke Wonwoo with a (bad) southern accent. Rei's jaw dropped, dropped so hard it almost hit the ground

"I'm sorry, I think I'm drunk. This is not how our house looked before" she said before catching a quick glimpse at S.coups who looked like a pirate-cowboy mix

"Arrr, matey! This be how it always was, be ye doin' alright? Be needin" more rest for yer weary bones, aye?" S.coups exclaimed

"I'm fine, thank you but are you okay? We aren't ateez, why are you a pirate?" she said and saw everyone trying to control their laughter

"Excuse me, old chap, might you fancy some breakfast? Perhaps a delightful serving of pancakes? Maybe some glibishboots?"

"Hoshi, shut up you aren't British and I'm not an old chap." Rei replied "and what is glibishboots? I'm so confused." Hoshi handed her a plate with what looked like dog food and a side of forbidden whipped cream. "I'm sorry, do you expect me to eat this?" she said with her mouth agape

"Ah yes. Now, my dear you mustn't dawdle, hurry up and have a bite to eat will ya?" Seungkwan leaned against the peppa pig door. Still amused, Rei said "You know what, I'm just gonna order something? How does tacos for breakfast sound?" all while loathing the so called "glibishboots"

"I'm going to clean up my room while you guys clean up... this" gesturing towards the entire house

"Well, I think it's working!" Mingyu said proudly. "She's definitely loving it" Dk taunted "no one needs negative nancy" Mingyu shot back

"Anyways, what's the next plan?" S.coups interfered before their fight became worse. "Isn't it obvious? We have to sabotage those tacos!!" Mingyu yelled, a little too loud

"You're lucky Rei is practically half deaf because of those airpods, otherwise all this hard work would've gone to waste" Dino said. Shortly after the tacos arrived, Minghao, Woozi and Joshua were handed the job to make the tacos unappetizing

"Lets like, change the shells to crepes, and add a lot of wasabi on it" Minghao said nodding in approval of his own plan. "Not bad, but not good" Woozi replied "how about we add some bananas, strawberries, bacon and potato all blended in? Like a new sauce!"

"She's gonna throw up" Minghao and Woozi sighed at Joshua's kindness, "let's do it!" Joshua said enthusiastically. They began making the bananas, strawberries, bacon and potato sauce and couldn"t help but gag every few seconds

"Im..gonna..throw..up" Minghao said gagging between every word. "It can't be that bad-" Joshua rushed to the bathroom the second the smell of their creation hit him

... "nevermind."

After (somehow) finishing their sauce and reconstructing the taco, they decided to go and hand it over to Rei.

"Hey babes, here's your taco!! Just arrived, hope you love it, xoxo" Joshua suddenly turned into a "valley girl" which shocked not only Rei, but also Minghao and Woozi

But nonetheless she nodded and took the box from their hands.

Rei opened up the box and was met with what seemed to be glibishboots part 2. She rushed out in anger and said "I'm actually done with this, what did you do to my taco??"

"Oh, sweet seashells, that's how all tacos are? Are you catching a current chill? You don't seem alright today, my precious pearl" Jeonghan, the merman said. "Guys, please can you stop, this isn't halloween and we aren't roleplayers. What's going on?" Rei pleaded

They all just shrugged as if this was any other day for them.

Soon she saw a silhouette behind the now, pink curtains and screeched. "If all 13 of you are here, who's behind the curtains??"

They all turned their heads and turned them back around "there ain't nothin' there woman" Jun said. "Yes there is- was? Where did it go.." she said, surprised

Rei fell to the ground and said "this is a weird day, and you guys are... Well weirder than before, I wanna go home. I wanna call my mom"

Just as she was about to reach for her phone Mingyu grabbed it and they all yelled "APRIL FOOOOOOLS!!!!"

Rei's expression changed to a "you're all gonna die" one and she started chasing them around the house hoping to at least hit one of them

Lets just say "I'M GONNA KILL YOUUU" was all the neighbours heard that afternoon.

The end.