𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐭. 𝟓

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- fake drunk

rei: maaaaannnnn i'm so drunkkkk

dino: at what point do we tell her she took shots of mouthwash instead of alcohol?

vernon *watching rei twerk with her legs on the wall*: we dont...

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - middle finger

rei: when i die, give me entire body to science

rei: ... except for my middle finger, give that to woozi

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - explain

jeonghan: you three, explain who made this mess.

jun: it was rei

dk: it was rei

rei: it was rei

rei: oh shit

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - attack

rei: *moves out of the way*

woozi: why'd you move?

rei: i thought you were gonna attack me

woozi: i was gonna hug you??

rei: why would you hug me..?

woozi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - sneeze

*rei sneezes*

hoshi: awe is rei sick?? let me get you a nice blanket and maybe some soup hm? i'll make sure you get proper rest, no need to come to practice today!!

*seungkwan sneezes*

hoshi: SHUT UP IM HELPING REI!!

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - leader

rei: what's it like being seventeens leader?

scoups: imagine working with completely civilized and caring human beings who do no wrong

rei: okay??

scoups: now throw that idea out the window and think the complete opposite.

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - wake up

mingyu: what's worse than failure?

joshua: when you wake up in the morning and you realize your phone wasn't on charge

rei: when you wake up in the morning to a blaring alarm

wonwoo: when you wake up.

mingyu:

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

⨳ - poking

minghao: old poeple always poke me at weddings saying "you're next!!"

rei: they say it's tradition

minghao: so i started doing the same at funerals

✧・: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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