Chapter 9

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In the sauna...

"He's not budging" said Burt.

"And we's gettin' steamed like clams!" said Brer Fox.

"My butt is on fire! An' not in de way dat I's used to!" said Brer Bear.

"Holy time bomb! I think this defective piece of junk is about to explode! Curse you people of Vasterbotten and your shoddy craftsmanship!" Burt exclaimed.

Brer Fox sighed and let go of Brer Bear. "If diss is de end, let's not spend our last moments tuchin Brer Bear's butt."

"Good point. At least I was known as the Boy Wonder. Brer Frog kept calling me Robin" said Burt.

"Dats' de nicest thing he calls you" said Brer Fox. 

Just then, the sauna explodes, but the guys were still okay. 

"We's free! We alive!" said Brer Fox.

"But where's Brer Bear?" said Burt.

Brer Bear stood up from under a pile of wood. "I's okay. My butt broke my fall."

"Well. At least it's good fo sum-thin" said Brer Fox. 

In the barn...

"I can't believe we didn't know Woolly was pregnant" said Chad.

"Well, I noticed she wuz puttin' on a little weight. But you neva ask a lady if she's expectin'" said Brer Rabbit.

"Brer Rabbit's right. Where I come from, that'll get you a scepter to the head" said Jeremy.

"Lawdy, Brer Jeremy. Royalty sounds really sens'tive" said Brer Rabbit. 

"Golly! We need to plan a baby shower" said Patty. 

"Uh, pretty soon, we all's gonna need showa cuz diss lamb's cummin right now!" said Brer Rabbit.

"Oh my gosh! Jeremy, get a bucket of water! Chad, grab some towels! Brer Rabbit, keep track of the time" said Patty. 

Chad and Jeremy grabbed water and towels and gave them to her. 

Then Chad knelt down next to Woolly and stroked her back.

"Woolly... it's alright, luv. I'm right here" Chad cooed. 

Brer Rabbit watched the dilation. "Uh... iz dare supposed ter be diss much slime?"

"Oh, blimey!" Jeremy gagged. 

"Okay! Dat's a lotta slime!" Brer Rabbit grunted.

"Oh... my... goodness..." Jeremy whispered.

Then he fainted! 

"Jeremy, are you okay?" said Patty.

"Don't worry about him, Patty! Woolly matters most right now!" Chad cried. 

"Right right right! I'm just gonna press on Woolly's tummy ever so gently" said Patty.

As gentle as she pressed, Woolly still baaed and angry baa.

"Whoa there, sheep! Language!" Patty snapped.

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