Jeremy Clyde: [about Patty] Once, she said she was drid at me.
Brer Rabbit: Why? Did you put her in the dryer?
Jeremy Clyde: No, not dried. Drid.
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Brer Rabbit: We need some kind of bait.
Jeremy Clyde: Should we say we have pizza?
Chad Stuart: [sarcastic] Of course, Jeremy! Should it be thin crust or deep dish?
Jeremy Clyde: [serious] Well, if the sheep is from Chicago...
Chad Stuart: I was being sarcastic!
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[Brer Fox and Brer Bear are making fun of a Julie Newmar cutout]
Brer Bear: Brer Burt, ain't that Julie Newmar but flatter?
Burt Ward: Yeah. I think this is Jeremy's private sauna. Only he would make Julie his steamy toy.
Brer Fox: Wow. I feel sorry for that cardboard.
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Patty Duke: I can't believe you grimey sons think you can just finesse your way out of barn duty and take Woolly for a night trot! You should have known the vibes by now!
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Burt Ward: Holy thermal measuring device destruction!
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Chad Stuart: I can't believe we didn't know Woolly was pregnant!
Brer Rabbit: Well, I noticed she was putting on a little weight, but you never ask a lady if she's expecting.
Jeremy Clyde: Brer Rabbit's right. Where I come from, that'll get you a scepter to the head.
Brer Rabbit: Lawdy, Brer Jeremy. Royalty sounds really sensitive.
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Patty Duke: The reason people ask how much wood can a woodchuck chuck is cause woodchucks chuck their own wood!
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Burt Ward: Brer Bear, your screaming isn't helping! You're only ringing the dinner bell for Brer Gator!
Brer Fox: Just let him scream. If Brer Gator chews off his top half, maybe we can just pull the rest out.
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Brer Bear: Fellas, let's get outta here. I can't stand confined spaces. Probably because I once spent a whole night in a mausoleum.
Burt Ward: I don't wanna know why you were in a mausoleum.
Brer Bear: It was a game of hide and seek gone wrong at the Haunted Mansion.
Burt Ward: Do games of hide and seek ever go right at the Haunted Mansion?
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Chad Stuart: We searched every inch of the mountain. It's like Woolly disappeared.
Brer Rabbit: Maybe she went to get a blowout. I didn't wanna say anything but her wool was looking a little bit busted.
