The Teenage Association of Evil (Full Vol. 1)

Chapter Three

Maigent took off all of her clothes after closing and locking the door. She filled the tub up with very, very, cold water. She stepped into the tub, then layed down inside of it. She sunk herself deep into the water where the water covered her head. She took deep breaths inside of the water, she then closed her eyes and proceeded to not think at all. She isolated out all of the thoughts inside of her head. The only thing she heard was just the sound of the water. She soon fell asleep in the water.

Mari was in her bedroom playing with her kittens on the carpet. When Mari plays with her kittens it’s different, because she can speak to them due to her animal speaking powers.

“Now, now, Samuel, what did I tell you about being selfish? You have to share.” She said. Samuel is a ginger colored kitten. Samuel is also a girl, but she believes Samuel is also a cute name for a female. Her ears aren’t as pointy as the other two kittens, more rounder.

Mari gasped after hearing a remark from Samuel. “Who do you think you are cussing like that? I oughta beat yo a**, get in the timeout corner, right now!” Mari exclaimed, angrily.

Samuel walked over in the corner where the litter box was. She’s also kinda sassy.

“And stop all that switching, young lady.” If you weren’t aware of Mari’s powers you’d think she’s crazy. Maybe she is, maybe they all are. Maybe the whole world is.

Bobby came barging into the room. Oh yeah, another thing about Mari, is that she’s a nudist.

“Ohh, snap! My bad!” Shouted Bobby, covering his eyes.

“What the f**k, dude? I told you I’m a nudist, why would you barge in like that?” Mari covered her body with a blanket.

“Yeah, my bad, I keep forgetting.”

“Just forget about it. What do you want?”

“Uhh, right, Marcus wants us.”

“Okay.”

“Oh yeah, one more thing.”

“What?”

“You got some nice t*ts-” Bobby smirked at her. Mari threw Hitlore, Samuel’s sister, at Bobby, but he quickly transformed into his blobbed form and the kitten went inside of him.

“If you dissolve her, I swear to God.”

“Don’t worry, here.” He threw Hitlore back at Mari.

“Now, leave my room. Tell Marcus I’m on my way.”

“I gotchu.”

In the main room, Carmen was hanging upside down on her stripper pole that Jacob built in for her birthday. But Carmen doesn’t use it for stripping, but more for just twisting and spinning around on it. Everyone sat down in the main room, except for Maigent who was still in the bathroom sleeping under the water.

“So, what you wanted to tell us?” Jacob spoke.

“Well, me being the guy that I am, I was able to hack into Saltovia Labs’ calls. And I heard that they’re transporting a bomb, not just any bomb, but a bomb they call, The Anti-Pluto Bomb. A bomb powerful enough to sink 2 continents.” Marcus explained.

“Hmm, so let me guess, you want to steal it?” Mari said.

“Yep. We could use this bomb, and the Star Sparrk to build the ultimate weapon.”

“Ouu, what would you call it?” Asked Carmen.

“The Doom Buggy” Marcus grinned and rubbed his hands in an evil fashion.

“That name is corny.” Maigent said, standing at the entrance of the hallway and the main room. She then walked over to Mary and sat next to her.

“Yeah? Well, then I’d like to see you come up with something better.”

“Okay. How about the, STFUTTMBIBTFOYA Machine?”

“What in the hell is that supposed to mean?”

“It means, Shut The F**k Up Talking To Me Before I Beat The F**k Out Your A**.”

“Anyways, get ready because they’re moving at night to avoid bad guys, ha, little do they know.”

So, they dismissed into their rooms prepping for their heist. Look out heroes, because The Teenage Association of Evil are on their way.

Carmen, Mari, Mary, and Maigent were all sitting down on the bed inside Carmen’s room. They were having a mixture of girl talk and things regarding TTAOE.

“So, now we know that not all of us are Geeks of Doom. Carmen and Maigent not being them, but they’re evil. So meaning, not everyone who’s evil is a Geek of Doom, because if they do not have the GOD-Gene, they’re not one. Soo… how will the Geeks of Doom act towards y’all two if we do manage to unleash them.” Mari said.

“Marcus will maybe introduce us to them.” Carmen replied.

“I don’t need a d*mn introduction.” Maigent remarked.

“Well, maybe he could just introduce Carmen.” Mari implied.

“Can I ask you guys a question?” Mary spoke. The rest of the girls got a little spooked, because Mary barely talks, and when she does, she whispers it. But this time she spoke loud and clear.

“Yeah, what is it, Mary?” Mari answered.

“Do you think we can really get the world to see us as a threat? Like, mostly all that we managed to do were rob places, we haven’t really gone 1 on 1s with supes.”

“Of course, we’re bad a**. This is where the other villains fail, they go straight for the heroes, where we are planning something, something so big that it will f**k up the entire universe.” Mari went.

“Well, let’s start getting ready for tonight.” Maigent hopped off the bed and walked out of the room.

Syra’s Weapon Labs

Steve and Prime agents were searching the now destroyed Syra’s Weapon Labs. He walked over to an injured scientist sitting in the ambulance.

“Mr. Armstrong?” The scientist said.

“This is not him.” Steve replied, a little salty that the scientist confused him as Mr. Armstrong.

“Oh… well, that’s disappointing.”

“Hm… well, Mr.uh??”

“Dr. Fahrenheit.”

“Mm, well, Dr. Fahrenheit, I am Officer Safety and I’m here to put a stop to that menacing threat of a team known as the uhh, The Teenage Association of Evil. So, in order for me to do so, I’m going to have to ask you some questions.”

“Yeah, I estimate I have enough energy to answer a few questions.”

“Good. So, firstly, what were they here for?”

“Well, they came out of nowhere and hard too. I got injured quickly so I couldn’t really do anything, but I did hear one of them saying head to the Star Sparrk.”

“What’s the Star Sparrk?”

“A weapon we built. It’s built to destroy threats from out of our world. Ever since the past threats, we needed something to defend ourselves and creating the Star Sparrk was the only way to do so.”

“So, is the Star Sparrk here?”

“Hell no, look around. Either it’s destroyed along with this building or they took it. And if they did, you better find them quick, because you have no idea what the Star Sparrk can do.”

“So, theoretically say, if they did take it, what do you think they’ll be using it for?”

“Want my honest theory? I’d say they’re probably planning to blow up the entire galaxy. Maybe something much worse.”

“Hm, well, that’s all the questions I have for you now. And don’t worry, they won’t be around for too long.”

“I’ll take your word for it, but you better hurry.”

“Like lightning. See you around Dr.” Steve walked away from Dr. Fahrenheit then levitated in the air. He pulled out a cigar and observed the horizon. “Godd*mn teenagers.”