The Teenage Association of Evil (Full Vol. 1)

Chapter One

In the sky, above Syra’s Weapon Labs, was a plane and in that plane were a group of menacing teenagers ready to wreak havoc. The Teenage Association of Evil is what they called themselves. Their minds only understood one language: villanism. They were about to break into SWL to steal a weapon known  to discombobulate stars and even recreate nebulas, The Star Sparrk.

So within this group of evil you got, Marcus, aka Magma Man, Maigent, Bobby, aka Blue Blob, Mari, aka Mother Nature, Jacob, aka JStone, Carmen Craziach, and Mary, aka The Hairy Beast. They stepped up to the door to dive out of the plane.

“Okay people, this is a one shot objective. Enter, Steal, Exit. Got that?” Marcus said.

“Let’s Get Villainy!!” Yelled Bobby.

Marcus jumped off the plane as the flames lit around him and he flew down to Syra Labs. Mari called a flock of birds to take her down. Bobby became his blob form, so that Maigent, Jacob, Carmen, and Mary, could get inside him to get down.

After all of them got down to Syra Labs, chaos began to take place. They blast through the doors and walls. Putting people on fire, blasting them with fire or using telekinesis to push them to giant razor machines. Bobby captured the guards and scientists in his blob body and had them dissolve. Mari controlled vines from the plants to choke out the guards and had animals eat the scientists. Carmen did her stuff, you know, like smashing the guts out of people with her bat or biting their skin off with her teeth. Mary transformed into her beast and was killing the people.

This was really fun in their eyes. They never broke into a big organization like this, well not by themselves. They only did it with Nicholas and Rock Armstrong. Continuing to kill their way to the Star Sparrk, one of the scientists went to a hidden office to make a call.

“Hello, yes, they’re here. Yes, they’re heading to the Star Sparrk. If they get their hands on that machine the whole world is screwed.” He tried to tell more, but then Maigent and Mari walked into the office.

“Oh no…”

“Hello, sir. What are you doing?” asked Mari sarcastically.

“Better not be snitching.”

“I hope not. That wouldn’t look good on your resume.”

“Please don’t kill me.” The man begged.

“Do we look like murderers?” said Mari.

“I have children.”

“And not even six f**ks were given. Look sir, if your children love you, they’ll show up to your funeral.” Maigent’s eyes started to glow blue as bioelectricity began sparking around her body. She then used her telekinesis to rip his right leg off his body.

“AHHHH, WHAT!! THE!! F**K!!??” He screamed horrifically. Blood started gushing out of his body.

“Oh, hush up. I bet it doesn’t even hurt as bad as you make it seem.” said Mari.

“What the hell is wrong with you kids!?” He cried in pain.

“Haven’t you heard? We’re f**king EVIL!” Maigent yelled as she pulled off his left arm. Mari whistled, a lion came lurking from around the corner before pouncing on the scientist, eating him alive.

As they got through killing all the people, they entered the room where the Star Sparrk was located.

“Here it is guys. The Star Sparrk.” said Marcus.

“This machine looks so amazing.” Carmen ran over to the machine and started touching over it.

“Carmen move, before you press a button not meant for pressing.” Maigent said.

“So, what are we doing with this thing?” Jacob asked.

“What all villains do when they get what they’ve been urging for almost all their lives. We save it for when it is most needed.”

“How will we know when that moment comes?”

“We’ll know. It’ll be a feeling from the heart.”

“So… who’s carrying this to the plane, cause I ain’t.” Mari said, sitting on a rolling chair.

“Maigent could just use her telekinesis.”

After taking the Star Sparrk with them to the plane, they flew off back home.

Somewhere in D.C

A man named Steve Palmer was in his house exercising, when one of his friends Mr. Jules walked in.

“Steve, I’ve got an call from Syra Labs it-”

“Don’t worry. It was on the news.” He got off the ground from doing sit-ups.

“So, it was them?”

“Teenagers. With powers they don’t know what to do with. Sounds like they need to be disciplined.”

“What are you going to do?

“I’m going to kill all evil.” Steve put on his suit, gathered his weapons, then walked out and stood on his balcony.

“I’ll call Armstrong-”

“No! I got this. The weapons I have could kill Mr. Armstrong himself. He won’t be needed.”

Steve flew off into the sky, hunting The Teenage Association of Evil. For he is just not Steve Palmer, he is also… Officer Safety.