Blackpink is on a talk show. They are sitting on a couch, answering questions about themselves. The sitting order is Lisa, Jennie, Jisoo and Rosie.
The host explains they will be asking questions and they should hold up the paddle with the person's face that fits each question best.
They have been very clear on what type of questions they will and will not be answering.
The questions start off simple, but move onto more private questions about their relationship rather quickly.
Who does the most cooking? The answer surprises the host when everyone picks Rosie.
Who is considered the mom of the group? Again the host is surprised, when Rosie, Lisa and Jisoo pick Jennie. Jennie picks Jisoo.
Who apologizes first? Everyone holds up the Lisa paddle.
Who is the biggest prankster? Four quick Jisoo paddles. Jisoo smirks.
Who is the groups biggest protectors? Jennie and Rosie hold up Jisoo and Lisa. Lisa picks Jisoo and Jisoo picks Lisa.
Lisa and Jisoo reach across Jennie to tap their paddles together.
Who likes to cuddle the most? The Jennie and Lisa paddles are raised.
Who is the softest member in the group? Rosie picks Jennie, the rest of the girls pick her.
Who says I love you most? Four Lisas.
Who do you think loves the others the most? Jennie whips up all 4. The others agree.
Who is the bossiest? Jennie and Jisoo put up Jennie, no one else answers. Jennie laughs, "They want to say me but are scared."
The host asks, "So would that mean you are also the one everyone is the most scared of?"
Jennie answers, "No, that would be Jisoo, when she gets mad." Rosie adds, "Yeah she doesn't get mad often, but no one likes it when she does." Lisa chimes in, "Yeah it makes us sad when Unnie is mad."
Jisoo holds up Rosie. Both Lisa and Jennie sit back and lift their Rosie paddle slightly. Eyes focusing up to the roof.
The host gets the hint to move on.
Who does random things to show love the most? Jennie and Lisa lift up both Rosie and Jisoo.
Rosie looks over, then raises all four. "I think we all do, just in different ways." Jisoo nods.
Who gives the most kisses? That is a quick unanimous Lisa.
Who lacks personal space boundaries? Three quick Jennies.
Jennie objects, "Hey." She picks Lisa.
Jisoo says, "No Lisa is the one smacking our butts, but you are the one with her butt on one of us the most."
Jennie pouts. Rosie says, "But we don't mind Unnie."
Always the peacemaker and Jennie's personal cheerleader.
Who likes to argue the most? Rosie and Jennie hold up Jisoo and Lisa. Lisa and Jisoo hold up each other.
Jisoo shrugs.
Who gets into the most trouble? Rosie, Jennie and Jisoo hold up Lisa.
Lisa huffs, "That's because I am the youngest and they pick on me."
Jennie responds,"You mean like you pick on Rosie?"
The cheerleading goes both ways.
Lisa stutters, "No, well yeah but," She points at Jisoo, "She teases me all the time." Lisa sticks her tongue out at Jisoo. Jisoo does it back.
Who would you say is the most spoiled in the relationship? All four hold up Jennie. Jennie hides behind hers.
Who got together first? They look at Jisoo, she shakes her head. "Next question."
Who would you say has a boobs obsession? No one answers but, Lisa and Jennie slightly glance their eyes to look at Rosie.
Jisoo shakes her head.
Who Initiates sex the most? The girls don't answer and look to Jisoo. Again she shakes her head.
Jisoo doesn't like where these questions have started to go.
Who is the loudest in the bedroom? Lisa side eyes Jennie, while Jisoo and Rosie stare down the host.
Who is the biggest top? Jisoo throws her hands up, "No, never. We are done here."
She stands up, grabs Jennie and Rosie's hands and practically drags them off the stage. Jennie grabs Lisa's hand, just in time, to pull her along with them.
Jisoo wakes up angry, with a heavy weight on her chest.
She looks down to find Jennie sprawled out on top of her. Girl really doesn't respect personal space.
Oh well, she wraps her arms around her.
Jisoo drifts back to sleep dreaming again about the day she can tell the whole how much she loves her girls.
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Cannes Aftermath
FanfictionSequel to Blame It On Cannes. A series of chapters where Blackpink come to realize that they mean more to each than just bandmates. Eventual poly relationship.
