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My god...

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So I'm walking my dog by these people that're like lawn mowing people or something and this one lady starts complimenting dexter and then he starts sniffing her and stuff.. He sniffs her.. There and she's just like, "You smell my puppy, that's what you smell!" And I'm like pulling Dexter away and thinking, 'let's go dexy.. Before she rapes you..."

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