Hello World! I Am Philippines! (Hetalia Philippines Fanfic)

Canada

The United States of America and The Republic of The Philippines

[[Philippines]]

"America, why are you doing the cooking when I'm the maid?" I asked.

America fixes his glasses and answered. "I'm do the cooking because I can always cook the amount that I want to eat."

"I'm surprised that you're not fat." I remarked.

"Fat? No, no, no, dude. Whenever I weigh myself, I'm not overweight." He laughs.

"Um... okay." He's overweight.

"You know, I heard you from England." I pointed out.

"Me too! And he was bragging about you to be to able to see magical creatures. Is that true?" He asks.

"Magical creatures? All that I can see are scary creatures." I shivered at the memory.

"How was England when he took control of your vital region?" America asks, sitting beside me.

"He invaded as a pirate, occupied as a gentleman. A weird fellow." I told him.

"What do you think of him?"

"Well, weird. But he's a nice guy. He may be cussing and cursing from time to time, but he would always sound like a gentleman. He shoved scones in my mouth one time, it was aweful."

"Well, I ate his scones all the time when I was still with him." America pointed out.

No wonder he has this abnormal intake of food and weird likings for food.

"I'm surprised you're nothing like England."

"Of cou- Wait, I forgot that I have a meeting today. See you later, Piri-chan!" He says goodbye with a smile as he waves, then leaves.

Piri...chan? What did he call me?

Looking at my side, I jumped and yelled at the same time. America just left but how come he's still inside?

"A-America! I-I thought you..." I pointed at the door and looked at America. Then I looked at the door, back to America, and then at the door.

"Y-You can see me?" He says quietly, whispering.

"Well... then I shouldn't have screamed and jumped like that if I noticed you earlier. But what are you doing here? I thought you went out the door?" I sat back down completely confused.

England! If you're cursing me for some reason, stop! Please! I'm scared!

"I'm not America... I'm Canada." He says. I just now noticed that his hair is wavy and has a different color from America, he has purple eyes, and he's holding a polar bear.

"Who are you?" The bear spoke.

"I'm Cana-"

"England!!! Please stop cursing me!!!" I cried in fear. The bear just talked! A polar bear understands and uses the human language!

"Is everything is okay?" He comes closer, worried.

"D-don't come near me! I have a rosary and holy water!" I brought them out and showed it to him.

"Begone! Begone! Go back to England!" I threw all the holy water at him.

It just splashed over him and nothing happened. "It has invincibility! I'm going to die!"

I held the rosary in my palm and started praying for forgiveness, eyes closed.

When I noticed that nothing bad happened to me, I thought the prayer saved me. I slowly opened my eyes, hesitating quite a bit.