Hello World! I Am Philippines! (Hetalia Philippines Fanfic)

Modern Day!

Today is the world meeting, lead by America. And everyone came.

Everyone is sitting on their rightful chairs, doing their own business. North Italy is drawing on papers, Germany has his arms crossed as he inspects the room, Japan sips casually on his cup of tea, and the rest were doing the same usual thing they would always do in a meeting.

For the first time, Philippines was invited. Can't blame her, there are political issues in her house.

Finally, America cleared his throat and caught everyone's attention, their eyes on him. "Today, we'll celebrate International Food Day!" >_

"..." (ー_ー)!!

"You called a meeting just for that?!" Almost everyone yelled at the same time. （╬￣皿￣）

"Pasta~!!!" North Italy yells. "That means I can eat pasta, right? Lot's and lot's of pasta!" ≧▽≦

"That's the spirit!" America says, hyped up. "We'll all eat and spread the chosen food of each country to the whole world!"

"For me, it's all burgers!" He brought out one from nowhere. >_

"Let it rain burgers!" He kept on throwing burgers everywhere.

Everyone knew deep down, something is wrong. Definitely wrong.

"Tomatoes!" Spain says with a smile.

"No, you stupid Spain! It's pizza!" South Italy, or Romano, yells.

"Any of you wouldn't mind if I choose sushi, right? Salmon sushi." Japan says, raising his hand.

"T-then I would like... um... P-pancakes with m-maple syrup..." Canada, says. Oh wait, he whispered.

"Who are you?" Kumajirou, who is in his arms, asked.

"I'm Canada." He replied.

"Hm? Did anyone just stated their chosen food?" America says, looking around.

"No one. Kolkolkolkol." Russia says with menacing aura.

"All I need is Russia. Nii-san, become one with me!!!" Belarus looks at Russia with those creepy eyes.

"Waffles! Waffles, waffles~!" Belguim hummed as she smiles and moved sidewards.

"Fish!" Seychelles squealed.

"How about you, Philippines?" Spain went to Philippines' side and smiled.

"Spain..." she looked at him.

"Then that would be mangoes, like the usual!" Philippines smiles.

"Mine would be wrust and beer." Germany stated his.

"Is that valid, aru?" China asks. (‧_‧？)

"Well, maybe we can lay low on the beer-" America was cutted off.

"Vodka." Russia smiles.

Then the bomb fell. "Scones!" England says with enthusiasm. He may be enjoying this more than he should be.

Everyone went silent. This is what they thought would happen. This is their worst nightmare.

"Ah. We might need to postpone International Food Day. Forever." America says. Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Everyone ended up standing and leaving the room. Philippines sighes. Nothing progressive happened.

"Philippines!" Spain tackles me with a hug.

"Hug Romano to the death instead!" Philippines sweatdropped.

"You're lucky that Spain isn't your neighbor. He's still too attached!" Romano entered the scene, arms crossed and Spain lets go of Philippines.

"I'm neighbors with Japan-kun, and I'm glad he isn't like Spain." She bragged to Romano.

"Maybe I should invade your house again." Spain jokes.

"No." Irk marks appeared on Philippines' head.

"There you again Spain. Can't you just leave Philippines alone?" England arrives with America.

"If you plan on invading her house, I'll be there defeat you again! Just like a hero!" America says.

"Speaking of invading, China and Philippines are not on good terms as of now. You two go along well before." Japan arrives with Vietnam.

"Philippines and I are against his 'Nine Dashed Line'." Vietnam says, arms crossed like Romano.

"Vietnam!" Philippines hugged her.

"I own the see, okay?" Speaking of the devil. "It's mine, aru."

"I think South Korea got into him." Japan says his opinion.

"Please, I don't want to talk about the Spratly Islands." Philippines stated.

"Why does Japan have a -kun after his name?" Romano asks, glancing at Japan.

"We're friends! And using the japanese literature, I should add the honorific -kun after his name." Philippines explained.

"Same goes with Vietnam. Sometimes, I would add -chan because we're both asian countries." She added.

"How about me?" America smiles.

"America, you already know." Philippines sweatdropped.

"What is it?" England asks.

"Big brother America, why?"

"Then what about me?!" Romano yells.

"I call you and Veneziano, fratello." Philippines replies.

"You only call Veneziano that!"

"What do you call Spain?" England asks again.

"Papa Spain!" Philippines smiles.

"Philippines!" Spain hugs her again, happy.

"Then what about me?" England asks. Philippines just stayed silent.

"Oi!"

"Joke! Did you forget? I call you Art!" Philippines laughs. "I shortened your name, from Arthur to Art! You're becoming old if you forgot."

"What about him?" Vietnam points at China.

"Old man China." Philippines stiffled a laugh.

"Hey! I thought it was grandpa China, aru!" China says.

"I was just joking." Philippines pointed out.

"Are the world meetings always like this?" She asked, sweatdropping.

"It is." Germany and Italy joins the group

"So you're Germany..." Philippines says. 'He's huge!' She thought.

"Then I think I would skip the world meetings and focus on my own problems."

"Veh~ We planned that after the next meeting... we'll have a competition between the Asian countries, Soviet Union, Nordic Countries, Europian countries and the Americas!" Italy says.

"Competition of what?" Philippines ask.

"About anything!" America butts in.

"So it was you who came up with the idea." Everyone chorused.

"Wait! Noooooo!" America yells as he faced the angry countries.