Hello World! I Am Philippines! (Hetalia Philippines Fanfic)

Girls Versus Boys

"Girls versus boys? Ahahaha! Girls are out of the question! Boys are the winners because I am awesome!" Prussia laughed, with Gilbird flying around him.

"Sorry, but I have to agree with Prussia. Men have more dominance, supremacy, and seductivi-" France was cutted off.

"No matter how you look at it, boys will always win. And I'm the hero!" America laughed.

"Oh really?" Hungary tapped on the table, showing a grin.

How did all this started? It started when they all submitted the information of the population of both genders in their country. Because males being the dominant gender, a heated battle arrised.

"Males are the majority. You can't change that." England says with his eyes closed.

"You may be the most of the genders, but are you really the strongest? Are you really better than girls?" Hungary is all for it.

"Fine, we accept your challenge. As if you girls will win though! Kesesese!" Prussia continued laughing.

"First challenge, strength!" Hungary challenged.

On the male's side, their representative is no other than the musclehead Germany. With his muscles and all that, why not choose him? Meanwhile, on the girl's side, it's Philippines.

"Is she the best you got?! Kese-" Prussia wasn't able to finish his sentence from a super strong uppercut. Now he joined the stars in the galaxy.

"I won't give in if we're talking about gender." Philippines said with a sparkling smile.

"She's a great boxer, don't underestimate her." Hungary brags.

"I know your Italy's friend, so will I hold back?" She has a dark aura around her. "Or will I do the same thing I did to uncle Prussia? your brother." She cracked her knuckles.

"Wave, wave, wave, wave!" Italy started waving a huge white flag.

"Doitsu! She's not only a boxer, but she's also a head hunter when she was young!

Girls: 1

Boys: 0

"Creepiness!" England says with a smile.

"Automatic win for us! We have Russ-"

"Nii-san, be one with me. Let's become one!" A certain girl with a huge bow on her head looked at Russia, Belarus.

"Based on Japan-kun's anime and manga, yanderes will always win!" Philipines pointed out.

Girls: 2

Boys: 0

"Eating contest!" Suggested by America. "Of course, I'll be the winner!"

The girls just stared at Philippines. "Why me?!" She cried.

"Y-you always have rice whenever you eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And rice is full of carbohydrates... s-so..." Liechtenstein stutters.

"And I heard from Canada that you and America would have an eating contest." Hungary says.

They prepared a lot of french fries for America and Philippines to eat. Well, America won of course. No question there.

"Yahoo! I'm a hero!" America yells with glee.

Girls: 2

Boys: 1

"Magic!" England became full of himself. "No one can defeat me if it's you girls!"

Automatic win for the boys.

Girls: 2

Boys: 2

"Attractiveness to the opposite gender! Of course, I, France, will be the beautiful winner!" He threw a flying kiss to the girls and they were disgusted.

"You go!" Hungary pushes Ukraine to the front.

"But what will I do?" Ukraine asks, her chest is already bouncing.

"Just jump!" Hungary gave a smile with a thumbs up. The rest of the girls just gave Hungary a stare.

Girls: 3

Boys: 2

"If it really comes down to this... then...!!!" France weeps and then started undressing, unzipping the pants first.

"Stop!" Hungary hitted him with her frying pan.

And well... the competetion ended with France going berserk and the rest of the countries hiding. They would not like to see and encounter a naked France. Once he finds you, what you've seen cannot be unseen.