Billy loomis x Stu macher one shots || Book five

"What the fuck is that?"

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Billy loomis stomped up the porch stairs of his boyfriend's house. Stu didn't go to school and Billy had to spent the whole day alone without him.

He was pissed at stu for not calling him the morning. He could've totally skip school but no. He had to suffer because stu didn't call him at all.

Billy raised his fist and pounded on the door. "Stu! Open the fucking door!"

"Give me a second!" Stu replied and Billy sighed and waited for stu to open the door it. He was slowly getting annoyed as a minute passed.

Soon the door opened and stu smiled at him but his smile turned into a frown when he saw Billy's glare. "H- Hey, billy." Billy pushed past him into the house

Stu closed the door and he was pinned to the door by Billy. "Five minutes, that's all you have." He growled out

"I was going to school! I swear, billy! I was but um..I kinda found something on my way to school and I just couldn't leave them out there! I was going to call you! I was but um..I got distracted." Stu ranted , wincing at the tightness of Billy's hand's on his wrists.

"Distracted by what?" Billy questioned, "by that." Billy looked behind him and let go of stu and he blinked. "What the fuck is that?"

"It's a puppy!" Stu happily exclaimed as he just wasn't threatened by his boyfriend.

"That? Stu, that thing is overweight. It's literally so fat, it can barely walk. Why...why do you have it?" Billy asked and stu rolled his eyes ,"because Billy, someone dumped her out on the streets and I couldn't just leave her out there."

Billy tsk, grabbing stu's chin, "don't you fucking roll your eyes at me." Stu pushed his hand away ,"fuck off, billy. You called my puppy fat."

"Because it is!" Billy agrued and stu went over picking up the puppy ,"so!? It's not her fault!" Stu told him

"Of course, it is!" Billy scoffed, and stu glared at him, "you know what? If you want to be an asshole then you know where the door is." Stu told him

"Are you seriously going to kick me out?" Billy asked ,"I don't know, are you going to continue acting like an asshole?" Stu asked and billy groaned , "Fine! I won't act like a complete asshole!"

"What's wrong, billy? You're usually not like this with me." Stu asked and billy sighed ,"I just..I just missed you that's all. My life without you is boring. I was away from you for eight hours, stu. Those eight hours of my life were hell." Billy told him

"I'm sorry, Billy. I just couldn't leave her out there. It's cold and she was crying. I mean, we might be murderers billy but I love animals, and we should start murdering people who abused animals." Stu told him

"I'm going to be killing people, so I don't care what their abusing as long I get to kill them." Billy said and stu smiled and kissed his cheek ,"I love you so much, billy and I forgive you."

Billy raised an eyebrow, "forgive me for what?" He asked, pulling stu close to him ,"for being an asshole."

"I never apologized for being an asshole." Billy told him and stu shrugged, "You're gonna keep calling my puppy fat?" Billy shook his head

"No because I do, you'll probably kick me out or forbid us from having sex." Billy told him and stu chuckled ,"yep, that's why you're forgiven. As long as you don't call my puppy fat." Stu said, and billy tsk before he leaned in and placed his lips on top of stu's

Billy's hand traveled down, gripping stu's butt and he smirked into the kiss as stu moaned but the two of them broke apart as the puppy barked.

"Oh, she must be hungry." Stu pulled away from billy and billy glared, "maybe start her on a diet." He growled out

"And maybe we should get you some therapy for your anger issues." Stu replied ,"I'm going to kill you, stu." Billy threatened and stu smiled

"Uh- huh. Love you too, billy."
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Word count - 703

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