10-oH sHiT 😨

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Kenny pov

I open the door to Stan's house. We made plans to hang out today, play video games, smoke some weed ya know just chill. When I go to his room I can hear the bed creaking. I knock forcefully and the door opens a little, "Stan?" I called out.

"Jesus Kenny give me a sec!" he yells back. I can hear some rustling sheets and Wendy whispering but I can't make out what she's saying. He opens the door and she sneaks past me, "Bye Wendy!" he says.

"Bye Stan," she walks back, gives him a kiss, gives me a high five and then leaves.

Stan lets me in his room, "Sorry I lost track of time," he said.

"No worries," I tell him, "I did that in your backseat," him and I sit and play games for hours till I've gotta head home.

"How about we do this again tomorrow, cause we are so close to being done Cod," Stan said, shutting off the Xbox and cleaning some of the garbage up.

"Sure thing dude, see ya," I walk home from Stan's. Seeing him and Wendy really made me think, made me think of Butters and how badly I want to ask him out. When I get home Karen runs and gives me a hug.

"Kenny! You gotta see what I did to Butters!" Before I can say anything she drags me into her room to show me Butters with markers for makeup on his face and some bows in his hair. The makeup didn't look all that bad.

"Wow you made him a pretty princess!," I give Karen a kiss on the cheek, "I've gotta get supper going, Butters you're tall can you help me?" he smiles and nods. We both leave her bedroom. Butter is 5 '10 while I'm 5' 6 so it's hard to reach the higher shelves and I rather just get him to do it then have to try myself.

"So I got a date," Butters tells me, fuck, "When I went to get some treats for me and Karen, Tweek asked me out, I wasn't expecting it but I said yes and we go out on Friday," I didn't even think Tweek was gay and now he's going out with Butters. The boy I've been crushing on for years.

"That's great, but y'know you don't have to spoil her," I said hoping we'd talk about that instead of him dating. "But I'm glad you and Karen get along, and I know you don't like to be called her babysitter but I gotta pay you somehow for your time."

He smiled, "No I don't need you to pay me Ken! She's my friend and I love hanging out with her and I get to see my best friend and seeing you is better than all the money in the world!" he said, giving me a hug. Only if he knew.

Him and I finished dinner and we ate. He left an hour later. I didn't sleep at all. Because I didn't sleep I left at the wrong time and showed up fifteen minutes early at Stans. Shelly let me in and I just walked in, forgetting to knock.

I took a double take because did Wendy have red hair? No, that is Kyle. "Stan, you're cheating on Wendy?" I yell.

The two pop up, "No I'm not!" Stan yells back.

"Yes you are" I insist.

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"What is going on?" Kyle asks.

"Yesterday I caught Stan and Wendy fooling around!" I informed him.

Kyle looks at Stan, "Is this true?" Stan doesn't answer, "Stan?" Kyle asks, "Stan?" Kyle asks again. "You sick fuck! I ruined a relationship, god," Kyle grabs his things and leaves. Kyle rushes past me, crying.

"Fuck you Kenny! Why are you even here? I told you two!" he yells at me.

I shrug, "Came a little early, no offense but karma is a bitch," I walked out the door and back home. When I get home Butters is there again and I tell him what happened.

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Stan is an asshole 😡

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