Do I wanna Know? Style/Stendy

7- P A R T why? bc I gotta

 Today is the day that everyone has anticipated. The party. Clyde is calling it the biggest one of the year. But Craig told him to shut up when he'd say that.

Stan decided he'd take his car since it was the biggest, seating eight. On the way back Butters would drive since he didn't like drinking(and didn't because he knew he'd have to drive everyone back). Kenny and Tammy were in the back, getting it on. It was a real shame that Kenny was leading her on like this but once he realizes what he's really doing he'll need to talk to Butters. Speaking of him, Butters sat in the front seat because he felt too uncomfortable to sit back there. Kyle and Cartman sat in the middle, playing rock paper scissors because ya'know why not.

Once they arrived Kyle could feel that something was off. It was even more strange when Stan avoided Wendy. What is going on between them? They seemed fine yesterday. Kyle thought as he grabbed a drink. It was only a sprite, he never drank at the start of parties. Alcohol clouds your judgement, and recording skills. Fights break out at these fights most of these things, teenagers beer and limited doritos aren't a good mix. This party seems to be different though, Kyle really didn't know why but it seemed different.

Over two hours have passed since they showed up and Kyle has seen Stan. He saw Kenny, Butters, Cartman and Wendy around but no Stan. He got worried so he went to see if his friend ventured outside.

"KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLL" Cartman yelled, clearly scheming and plotting.

Kyle sighed, someone shoot him now, "Yeah Cartman?" Kyle screamed when his friend picked him up and put him over his shoulders, "Put me down asshole!" Kyle demanded. Cartman got awfully close to the pool. "Put me down, I have my phone," Kyle pleaded.

"Hmm, nah," Cartman said. Just as he was about to throw Kyle in the redhead squirmed and got free, knocking Cartman into the pool. He made a big splash and was flailing around, "What the fuck?" he asked.

"Karma is a bitch," Kyle said laughing. He decided it was time to go in or else he'd get thrown in there eventually.

' The air changed, all Kyle could smell was weed, booze and bad decisions. Stan grabbed Kyle's wrists and pulled him aside, "I have something to show you. Come with me," the two go upstairs into the guest bedroom of Tolkien's house.

"What's up Stan?" Kyle asks. Stan leans down and kisses him.

He pulls away and smiles, "I just wanted to do that,"

Kyle was dumbfounded, his crush AND best friend kissed him. "T-the fuck? I thought you were going out with Wendy! Why would you kiss me?" Kyle kept throwing questions at him.

Stan shrugged, "I like you Kyle, a lot. I wanna do this," Stan grabbed Kyle's wrist and pinned him against the wall.

"But Wend-" Kyle started to say before Stan kissed his neck.

"But Wendy nothing, I broke up with her. For good," Stan told him, "Do you still wanna do this?" he asked Kyle.

Kyle blushed deeply, "Y-Yes, let's do it,"

Back down stairs the girls are sitting in the living room, playing games. Two cups are on the table and you have to bounce a quarter into the cup and your opponent has to take a shot. Bebe was staring deeply at the table, "If I do it like this and..." she threw the quarter down and it landed into the red solo cup, "...Just like that, Ms Wendy Testaburger has to take a shot!" Bebe sat up and cheered.

Wendy grabbed the little glass and downed it in one swift motion, "God that's strong," she said wiping her lips. "My turn," she tried to make the shot but someone bumped the table and messed her up, "fuck," she cursed.

"Wow Wendy, cursing, how bad. Stan made you a bad girl," Nichole joked. Everyone laughed.

"Yeah so when do you become Mrs. Stan Marsh?" Bebe asked. Everyone knew these two were like the cutest couple in south park and Bebe really wanted to help plan the wedding.

"I don't know. I mean we are only seventeen. But I will marry him, one day," Wendy told her friends. Even though she is only seventeen she wants to spend every day with him, no matter what. Him proposing on the graduation stage, having a beautiful wedding hall decorated in blue and purple. Having kids, watching them grow and growing old. "I wanna be with him till I die," she told her friends.

"That's great Wends" Tweek says. "Love is hard to find but once you do it's worth it" he explained. Even though he hasn't dated anyone since his fake relationship with Craig. Even though the two act like a married couple they're just friends. Well they did really date, freshman year but it was just too awkward and they decided to be friends and to never speak of it again. Although Tweek remembers it fondly he doesn't like Craig like that anymore. He's more into Blondes anyway.

"Tweek are you seeing anyone?" Heidi asks him, sipping on her drink.

For some reason the question makes Tweek panic, "Oh uh n-no I'm not. Haven't really thought of anyone like that in a long time," he said, trying to keep his cool. He was staring at Butters, the way he laughed made Tweeks stomach jump.

"Hey...Tweek can you help me get more drinks?" Nichole asked. The two got up and walked past Butters.

The blonde looked at Tweek and smiled, "Heya Tweek, I really like your shirt. It's super cool," Tweek blushed hard. He was wearing an old Arctic Monkeys shirt with a green unbuttoned flannel over top.

"T-thanks man," Tweek told him and rushed to the drinks table. "Jesus christ," he whispered.

"I know you like him," Nichole whispered. That made Tweek jump and scream. Everyone looked at the blonde in confusion but then went back to what they were doing since Tweek screamed a lot.

"Y-yeah so? He doesn't like me, I think," he said, making more drinks. He wasn't too sure about butters. He never seemed to be the guy to be open about his sexual orientation.

"Well I can find out for you. If you want? You will have to do something for me though," Nichole said, mixing some rum and coke in a red solo cup.

"I won't give you a-any meth, it wasn't fun being a drug dealer," Tweek told her. She laughed at his comment assuming it was a joke. It was not. In the ninth grade Tweek sold meth to seniors to make money.

"No, I want you to teach me how to bake. Tolkien's birthday is soon and I want to make him his favourite. But the last time I baked I almost burnt my house down.", she said. Tweek smiled and nodded his head. "Let's go back though, they're probably wanting drinks," the two walked back to the group.

Stan leaned over Kyle, the two panting. "Th-hat was amazing," Stan whispered in his ear. "Let's go back to the party before anyone notices we are gone," Stan kisses Kyle on the cheek before going and grabbing his clothes. Kyle grabs him and the two go back down stairs. The party is more lowkey now because everyone either passed out, left or were too tired to keep going.

Kyle sees a group of people playing truth or dare. He sits down and tells them that he's playing. About 3 minutes into Kyle playing Kenny drank a cup of vinegar. Kenny was coughing hard and ran to drink water. When Kyle was asked he had chosen the truth. The question was provided by Jason, it was: Have you ever done anything with a girl? Kyle said no because he is gay *gay flag* so they decided that they had to set Kyle up that night but Kenny stopped it saying let Kyle do it on his own time. Kyle thanked him for that.

About 3 am Butters collected all the people who came in Stan's van. They all drove to Cartman's and slept there for the night.

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Never been to a hs party but this is how one would go, right?