Kyle's pov
Third just ended and it was time for lunch. I sit in the cafeteria where very intellectual conversations take place.
"I think I can get 35 oreos in my mouth this time!" Clyde announced.
Tweek sighed, "My god are you dumb! We saw you stick ten in there and call it quits, crying I might add!"
But not really, I sit with the popular kids. Let me give you an introduction to my table.
Starting on the left is South Park's favourite duo Craig and Tweek. No they're not dating. To everyone's surprise Craig is straight, not like that's a bad thing but I've heard him call Tweek 'babe'.
Beside the blonde is Clyde. He is one of the best on the football team. What position does he play? I dunno, basketball is my thing. His girlfriend sits beside him, right now it's Bebe.
After that is Tolkien and Nichole. Those two are really cute together and Nichole and I play D&D together all the time.
Beside Nichole is Butters(Leopold). Most call him Butters but Kenny calls him Leo, so does his sister Karen. He's super sweet and I love hanging out with him. Just wish Fatass would lay off him.
Beside him are Stan and Wendy. Stan is my super best friend. Kenny likes to bug me that I have a crush on him. I don't? Wendy is the head of the debate team, and president of the student council. She also does Volleyball and cheer. Her schedule is packed and confusing.
Across from Stan and Wendy is me and Cartman. As much as I hate him, he gives me cookies sometimes. Cartman is a gigantic dickhole. I am great on the other hand. I'm the vice president of the student council so Wendy and I see a lot of each other.
Beside me is Kenny, as I said he is close with Butters. I know Kenny likes him but I don't think Butters feels the same way.
Beside Kenny is Jimmy. Those two are close. They love telling dirty jokes to each other. Jimmy is really funny and he always helps with assignments if you give him ramen noodles as a gift.
Scott Malkison sometimes sits there. Cartman makes fun of him for his diabetes. I won't lie that I used to make fun of him but I'm also diabetic so now the joke feels more personal.
Red sits beside him, although I haven't seen her since first. But she is Craig's cousin and she can kick anyone's ass.
Annie sits beside her, she is the treasure. She has one of the highest math grades in all of the grade elevens. I like to hang out with her but we don't really speak outside of the student council.
Heidi sits beside her and she is something special. She can be nice when she wants to but is kinda a mega bitch. Cartman fucked her up real bad. #mega trust issues
The last is Lola. I don't like her. She has always made fun of my curly hair and just been a total bitch.
"Okay," Tolkien started, "Next weekend I am having a party!" he announced.
Craig groaned, "NO! Do you remember what happened last time? Clyde threw up in a fan, a FAN!" Craig death glared Clyde.
"Kenny gave me the bottle of vodka!" Clyde yelled in defense.
"You didn't have to take it!" Kenny retorted,
Stan sighed, "Dude wanna do some homework after school?" he asked.
I smiled, "Sure, let's do it at my house cause I need to babysit Ike, also Karen is coming over after school," I told him.
"Okay sounds coolio," he smiled,
I sighed, "Coolio, you're a dork" I whispered under my breath.
Once the fighting settled down it is clear we are having a party and ALL fans will be hidden.
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I've never partied or puked in fans but I assume it would be a bitch to clean
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