Once upon a time there was a human who dreamed of being a gnome, but he died. But there was another human who hated gnomes. He heard of a gnome that hated his own kind and turned into a her to avoid others. So this human dressed up as the one thing that gnome wanted to be, a clown. He knocked on her door and introduced himself as IT. He heard of a magic that could revive the dead if they committed suicide after a good deed so he fixed her tea and shot himself. Unfortunately he stayed dead, the gnome was hung by her people and ate her, and they were all killed by humans and the humans were all killed by the mastermind of it all. The true clown, IT, told the man of this fake magic, killed all the gnomes, and killed all the humans. IT was an unknown force that had one purpose, rid the earth of everything. IT almost completed its job. But IT had one last thing to do. So IT summoned all the dead and then shot ITs self to complete its job. Not realizing that It had raised all the dead and turned them into undead killers free to roam the world and kill everything.
The end.
-Daniel Winchester
