Once upon a time their was a gnome that wanted to be a clown. He hated his entire species and tried to rid himself of their stench everyday of his life, even going as far as turning himself into a female gnome so that she may reproduce without the assistance of another. One day this gnome was approached by a clown known only as it. It wanted to help free the gnome from its misery and only asked that the gnome let it in her house. The gnome allowed IT to come into her at once. IT made tea for the gnome and played cards when suddenly IT pulled a gun out its pocket and shot ITself. The gnome is utter shock ran to her own kind and begged for her return. They only smiled at her as they rushed around her and picked her up. They hung her as she begged for help. All she heard was IT saying "your welcome". All she saw was IT eating her soul. The remaining gnomes celebrated her death by eating her. They party seemed through when suddenly IT came from nowhere and offered to help them rid themselves of human kind. Little to say the gnomes accepted ITs help and were later found hung up by the humans as IT ate the humans.
The. End.
-Daniel Winchester
