In the dark of the night Grug was there. There was a family. In that family was Grug. Also Grug's least favorite Guy. And the next day, there was a storm. And guess where they hid. If you guessed cave, you are right. If you guessed house, you are completely wrong and you should feel ashamed. In the dark of the night, Grug will be there. Ooh wah ooh.
Okay, so during this night. Grug was doing some hunting with his family. Eep starting running after a gigantic bird. And then she was curious and DIED!!!
Guy and Grug were so sad. Grug wasn't as sad. AS the rest. Eep was remembered for long...not really. Grug didn't really remember her.
One night, Grug was out hunting without his family, during the Night. And saw something...funny. Do you wanna know what it was? It was Eep's dead body!!
Grug felt a sensation of seeing more of these dead bodies. So he went to Guy, his least favorite, and said, "We will come remember Eep!" And so off they went...both of them.
Went....but only one came back. And I bet you can guess who that was. It was Guy. Grug was still crawling after him though.
And once Guy gets in the cave, he blocks the door so Grug can't get in. He tells the rest of his family about what had happened and that Grug was a crazy murderer who wanted death. And then during the night, while everyone was sleeping, they all woke up at the same time. And guess what they saw through their cave window...yes they had a window. It was... a man, making a seriously weird sound.
"HOO HOO" They heard. (but not like the owl sound, like the u in sugar and pudding).
So he finds a way...inside the cave. He murders everyone but Guy at first. And then he says the words that put fear into Guy's eyes. The words were:
"It's called murder....because it RHYMES WITH GRUG!!! HOOO HOOOO!!!"
The end.
-Rebekah Horton
