3- Dick Pics

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"What's going on?" Noah asked as they closed the door

"Now don't freak out!"

"OK I'm already freaking out" noah scoffed. Maryanne showed him her phone. She had been spent a picture by one of the girls at school. It was a dick pic. And not just any dick pic. But a picture with the caption

Guess the teacher

"Oh...my....God!" Noah gasped, sitting down on the bed in disbelief

"You don't really think it's a teacher do you?" Maryanne had been sent a dick pic once before and it was when someone airdropped it last year. Just then, noahs phone buzzed

"I just got sent the same thing. How long til the school find out about this?" Noah asked

"I'm guessing they'll know by tomorrow morning. No doubt we'll be dragged into assembly for it. So....who do you think it is?"

"G! I am not guessing who's dick it is!"

"Sshh! Keep your voice down" she giggled

"OK ok. But I'm not guessing it....I mean if I had to guess I'd say its Mrs Andrews!"

"Well there have been rumours about her having a penis" maryanne shrugged. It seemed a perfectly reasonable answer. They heard the front door open so went to go and see mickey

"Hi papa" she said hugging mickey

"Hey blondie. Good day at school?"

"It was alright. Guess who's back?"

"Santa?" Mickey Guessed

"No. My idiot brother" noah grumbled

"Woah woah woah. Wipe that grin off your face young lady. He's too old for you" mickey said pointing his finger angrily

"Yes. Exactly! This is what I've been telling her!" Noah sighed, his hands on his hips like a mother who'd given up

"Listen to noah. He knows what he's talking about. Lin is not good for you"

"OK ok. I think she gets the message. Now who wants takeaway?" Ian asked. Everyone was very happy with a takeaway. They ordered and then watched some TV until the food finally arrived. As they ate, noah and maryannes phone wouldn't stop buzzing

"What's going on? You guys suddenly become popular?" Mickey asked

"Not quite. We're on a group chat that includes the entire year group. And everyone's trying to guess who's dick pic is going around. Only thing people are sure about, it's a teachers ding a ling in the shot" noah replied

"Wow. First day of high school and already a dick pic scandal? Thats impressive. Oh, and we can't yell at you for being sent it. But if you forward it on to anybody, then you will be in big trouble," Ian warns

"I'm not stupid don't worry" maryanne smiles at him

"You're a gallavich. We can't be too sure" mickey reminds her

"Fair point" she shrugs as mickey ruffles her hair. They finished their dinner. Noah and maryanne were asked to clean the dishes which they did with only a few complaints

"I should not be cleaning! I am a guest!" Noah whines

"You're here more than I am" Ian laughs as he slowly walks towards the pile of dishes. Him and maryanne get it done relatively quick. Then, there was a knock on the door. Mickey answered in and in walked lin

"Well look at you two. Little housewives"

"Fuck you doing here?" Noah groaned

"Ma wants you home. Grandma is coming round tomorrow so she wants the house spotless"

"She couldn't text?"

"Thought I'd drop by and say hello. Not seen everybody in a while. Mickey, Ian, how's it going?" Lin asked, knowing full well that mickey and ian weren't too fond of him.

"You two leaving or what?" Mickey asked

"Right. Wish me luck. Oh and G, if you get any more updates on who's cock it is, let me know"

"Will do" maryanne yells to him as he walks down the street with lin. She went back inside and sat down between mickey and ian on the sofa

"So, any news about the adoption?" Maryanne asked. Mickey and ian looked at eachother and nodded. They weren't going to mention it for a while but since she asked, they decided now was a good time

"Yes actually. You'll be getting a baby brother in just a few months" Ian smiled

"Wait seriously? I'm gonna be a big sister!" Maryanne started squealing happily as mickey and ian hugged her

"There is a pregnant woman in california and she picked us to adopt the baby. When the baby is born, we'll fly out and take him home"

"Do we get to meet his mother?" She asked

"We've met her over video call and we'll meet her when the baby is born. So, you OK with all this? Having a baby brother?"

"Of course I am. You guys have wanted this for years. And you deserve it. You're the best dad's in the whole world and I love you. I'm sure this kid will love you aswell" she hugged her dad's and then grabbed the tv remote out of mickeys hands

"I am not watching your rubbish again!" He says

"Tough luck" maryanne turned on friends and made Ian and mickey sit through it. Ian didn't mind it so much but mickey hated it. Still, maryanne didn't give him much of a choice

"What's the baby's name gonna be?"

"Well, his mother has said she wants us to name him. So we're still thinking"

"Can I think of some?"

"You can think of some but no promises we're picking them" mickey chuckles

"Hmm...what about noah?"

"And that is exactly why we aren't making promises" Ian smiles. Maryanne goes to her room and face times noah. When he answered, he was tidying his room up

"Guess who's going to be a big sister!" Maryanne screamed

"Ay! That's amazing. Mickey and ian have wanted this for ages. Boy or girl?"

"Baby boy. He isn't born yet but when he is, we're gonna fly to california and take him home. Papa said I can think of baby names" maryanne told him. Both her and noah sat thinking of names for ages. And then, noahs little brother walked in

"Is that G? Can I talk to her?" She heard his voice

"Hey ozzie!" She smiled at him

"Hi g. So you're getting a baby brother?"

"Yes I am"

"You should call him Leo. My best friends called Leo and he's a cool guy" ozzie said happily

"Leo? Hmm...I like it. I'll ask my dad's but I think you've picked a winner" noah took the phone back and started talking with maryanne

"I gotta go G. Ma is stressing about grandma coming round. I'll see you tomorrow"

"Bye"

When she hung up, maryanne went to mickey and ian. She sat down with her head in ians lap and her feet across mickey

"Ozzie picked a baby name out"

"We're not calling the baby Mr tickles" Ian said. Mr tickles was the name of ozzies cat and the name of his fish

"What do you think of Leo?"

"I like it. Mick?"

"Ye. Its a good name. You can tell ozzie that he's picked a good name" mickey smiled. Soon enough, maryanne fell asleep on the sofa

A/n- who should be there when maryanne gets her first period? I'm thinking either mickey and ian. Or it could be lin and noah. Either way, a woman will be brought onto the scene so just let me know who you'd like to see freak out! Xx

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