allergic to pineapples

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by Butterflymed

by Butterflymed

You and some of your friends went out to eat lunch at peppino's pizzeria on a Saturday afternoon. You see peppino as an Italian idol and always admired him since your friends first took you there during a hangout.

Peppino: bonjourno! Welcome to peppino's pizzeria! How can I help you?
Friend 1: I would like 2 slices of pepperoni pizza
Friend 2: I'll have 2 slices of sausage pizza
Friend 3: I'll take 2 slices of Margherita pizza
Friend 4: imma get 2 slices of pepperoni and ham pizza
You: and I'll have 2 slices of cheese pizza!

Peppino beamed when he saw you get your usual order.

Peppino: sure! *to you* since it's you and your friends here, it's on the house!
You and friends: thank you, peppino!

You and your friends ate the pizza when one Friend starts having an allergic reaction!

Friend 1: f/n!
You: hang in there!

Everyone was in a razy panic. You grabbed the epipen and cured Friend 4. Friend 4 breathes in relief while the crowd calms down.

Friend 2: maybe you shouldn't eat any pineapples....
Peppino: is everything ok?
You: were good, peppino. F/n just had the allergy reaction to pineapples.
Peppino: I'm so sorry this happened
Friend 3: no no. It's not your fault.
Friend 4: it was mine. I had ordered the pineapple pizza.

Peppino thought for a moment to offer Friend 4 a different kind of pizza.

Peppino: maybe you want pepperoni pizza in exchange?
Friend 4: I'd love that!

Peppino gave Friend 4 free pepperoni pizza to bring home. Friend 4 passed out in happiness.

You: is he/she dead?
Peppino: no. He/she seemed happy I gave him/her a free pepperoni pizza pie.

You, peppino, and friends laugh.