My Life Is Turning Into A Fanfic !

Harry, stop being an ass.

Harry, stop being an ass.

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Jasmine's P.O.V.

We all plopped down on the couches in the boys' dressing room.

"Wasn't it great though? Didn't you love it?" Niall asked us, in reference to our performance.

"I guess it was kind of fun." I giggled.

"You didn't have to keep us on stage for the whole concert." Liliana grumbled.

"We got you a couch to sit on!" Zayn argued.

"Cut it out, guys." Harry said, bringing me some water. "We still have meet and greets, remember?"

"Boys!" Paul called in. "And girls."

"Send 'em in, Paul." Liam replied. The first three fans walked in, shaking with excitement.

"Hello, ladies." Harry greeted.

"Eeeep, hi!" they squealed.

"How are you, babes?" Harry asked, grinning cheekily. I elbowed him harshly in the ribs. "Sorry, habit?"

"Mmm-hmm." I scowled.

"No, seriously! I am sorry!" he apologised. "I'm not used to having a girlfriend!"

"You don't have one." I replied bluntly.

"You're breaking up with me?" he asked, as a shocked expression covered his face.

"I wasn't your-" I began to say.

"Guys, not in front of the fans." Liam told us firmly. "And, Harry, stop being an ass."

"Apple!" I grumbled, loudly. Harry laughed.

"Ass." He retorted.

"Shut up!" I exclaimed. Sadly, I couldn't stay mad at him, and a smile crept on to my face.

"Am I forgiven?" he asked, giving me puppy-dog eyes.

"Only if you stop pulling that face." I giggled. He grinned and kissed me on the cheek. I giggled and looked up at him through my eyelashes.

"Ugh, guys. Stop flirting." Louis complained.

"No fighting, no flirting... Are we banned from all activities that begin with an 'F'?" Harry asked. He slowly began to grin, as he realised what he had eluded to.

"Stop!" I laughed.

"You know you want to." He teased and winked at me.

"Whatever, guys." Zayn said rolling his eyes at us. I stuck my tongue out at him, like the mature adult I am.

"Come on over, guys." Niall said, beckoning the fans towards us. I kind of forgot they were there...

"You guys are so cute!" one fan gushed to Harry and me.

"It's disgusting, isn't it?" Liliana joked.

"What are your names?" Niall asked them.

"I'm Meg!" she answered. "And this is Sarah and Holly."

"Well, hi!" Liliana chirped.

"Hi!" Sarah replied.

"So, did you guys like the concert?" Harry asked.

"No, we hated it." Hollie joked. "I'm totally kidding! It was amazayn! I wish it wasn't over!"

"I loved it when you and Louis did 'screw the lightbulb, pat the dog' to Alive and Amplified!" Sarah told me, giggling to herself.

"Heh... I love that song." I smiled.

"I hate that song." Liliana frowned.

"You hate all of my music." I commented.

"Time's up guys!" Paul called.

"I'm really sorry, guys. Jasmine and I need to stop bickering." Harry apologies to the fans.

"It's okay." Meg said. "If you guys give us a hug?"

"Imma sit this one out." I muttered.

"We know better." Liliana sniggered.

"What do you mean?" Sarah asked.

"Group hug!" The guys yelled, as they crushed the girls.

"I bet that isn't how it happened in their dreams." Liliana jeered.

"Do you guys need any help?" I asked.

"Yes, please." Holly whimpered.

I gave Liliana a nudge and she proceeded to fight her way to the centre of the hug. Then she kneed the guys in their... areas. They groaned as they fell to the ground, leaving the girls unscathed, and in shock. I strode over to the girls and hugged each of them, as did Liliana.

"Bye, guys!" we called out, as they walked away.

"Bye!" the girls chorused.

"They're my new role models." Meg giggled to Sarah and Holly, as they left the room.

"Send the next group in, Paul!" I called.

"This way, ladies." I heard Paul say.

"Well, I can't say I expected this..." a voice said.

"That annoying voice sounds familiar..." I mumbled as I turned around to face-

"Sierra, Louise and Eliza." Liliana announced sourly.

"You know each other?" Liam asked.

"Can I ask Paul to come back?" I moaned.

"Actually, we wanted to apologise for how we treated you throughout high school." Sierra said hopefully.

"I liked the first group better, can we have them back?" Liliana called out, ignoring her.

"Come on, just hear us out!" Louise whined.

"You've got two minutes." I told them, allotting time for a likely insincere apology.

"We're really sorry about how we've treated you both. We didn't believe you because we were jealous." Eliza said, with a genuine-looking smile. What about the rest of high school? I didn't buy it for a second. I was about to shut them down when Liliana chimed in.

"Sure, fresh start?" she offered, with a sickeningly sweet smile. What?! After some small talk, and me sipping my water in an awkward manner, it was time for the wannabe's to leave.

"Well, bye!" Sierra chirped "Um... Do you guys want to hang out when you get home?"

"Sure!" Liliana replied.

"Well, bye then?" I said awkwardly.

"Bye!" they trilled simultaneously. Once they were a safe distance out of the room, I turned to Liliana.

"What the heck was that?!" I asked her.

"What? It'll be fun to mess with them. They'll so be sucking up to us." She laughed evilly.

"You see, this..." I said., "This, is why we're best friends."

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