a bedtime story- jeongsung

So I'm your dream prince yeah?

                                                                                                             Jeongin pov.

"My name's actually Han Jisung"
"Wait really?"
"Yeah.. it's the name of our dad, Minho has the name of our mom"
"Ah I see.."
"Yup.. so what's wrong?"
"Right right.. why the fuck are we married?"
"I'm sorry? We're what?"
"Married. Want me to spell it out for you?"

He stands up and walks to me to look at the piece of paper, which is also called our marriage certificate.

"Woah.. never thought I'd be married before my brother", he mumbles and chuckles.
"Do you think this is funny? Cause it is certainly not. We're fucking married!"
"Must've happened yesterday after we drank and-"
"And after you wanted to go into that store you idiot", I complete his sentence.
"Right.. I'm sorry I think?"

I sit down on the bed and sigh.
Why the heck does something like this happen to me?
Jisung sits down next to me, holding the certificate.

"Calmed down?"
"Why are you so chill about this?", I ask.
"Dunno.. just doesn't freak me out I guess.. you have such a big problem with it? You know, being married to me", he asks me.

Well, am I having a problem with it?
Does it bother me?
Actually not really but.. this is just so surreal.
I got married last night.. how crazy is that?

"I.. not really.. but I don't remember anything from last night, like how it happened and everything. I always have dreamt of planning my wedding, you know, picking out everything. And now I'm married without planning it and without knowing how it happened.. and we're not actually a couple yet", I answer him after a while.

"I get what you mean.. it also feels somewhat weird for me but I'm happy it happened with you. Didn't know that drunk marrying would be a thing in my life", Ji says.

"Still not funny Ji"
"I know.. but I'm just saying that I'm honoured to have you as my husband"
"That's really sweet.. can we go find that place now? I want the whole story"
"Sure let's go"

...

"Hello how can I help ya guys?", a tall guy greets us as we walk in that shop we apparently got married.
"Uh I think we were here yesterday", I say.
"Ah right.. that drunk couple, damn you guys were funny. I'm Terry by the way"
"Mhm I'm Jeongin and he's Jisung, but I guess you knew that.. so you knew we were drunk but still did this?"
"Well here it's allowed to marry while you're drunk, and you were also very convincing"
"Me?", I ask.
"Ha, I knew it"
"Shut up Jisung.. so what happened yesterday? The whole story please"

"Well you guys came in here, already laughing very loudly. Then I greeted ya and told ya what kind of store this is. And then you said you always wanted to marry. Jisung wanted to say no but you said please, like a thousand times so he gave in. Then I told ya to think about it, but you were like no. You said 'I really wanna marry him, he's my dream prince'. You also gave me 100 bucks, which is the tenfold of what it actually costs. So yeah", Terry explains.

"That is my story how I got married? Like, for real? Because of money?", I ask.
"Well money is money you know.. hard times, things get more expensive day by day", he says.
"Can't believe this.. do we still have our last names tho?"
"Yeah you do, I thought I at least do that", Terry says.
"Mhm.. how thoughtful of you"
"That's me"
"Anyways, bye"
"Bye, have a great day"

Then we leave and I'm really disappointed in myself.
Therefore that we know the story now, I can't say it's Ji's fault anymore.

"So I'm your dream prince yeah?"
"Shut up"