/prequel of my fanfic 'a realm away'/
when you very desperately spam a classmate about what your homework is supposed to be you don't hear from them. instead you unknowingly end up texting one of the demon lords. as friendship develops and maybe som...
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////////// catan 😈 [9:32 PM]
hey stanley
don't call me stanley 😐
does it piss you off?
yes.
oh ok then what about stan?
this one is even worse 😐
then what about....
kitten whiskers 😈🔥😉
y/n if you are trying to court me back i beg you read some of the romance books that i recommended to you.
then beg.
what
what
please.
O H
DUDE I DID READ THEM BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TYPE "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope... I have loved none but you." IN A CHAT?
Yes?
THIS IS IRL TYPE OF STUFF NOT CHAT MATERIAL.
so if we meet in real life right now you would say it to my face?
no
what if i uh begged?
YOU dude
i can't believe i, of all people have to lecture you on this. but if you have to beg someone to make them make a confession of love then they aren't worthy it! 🔥
is this what you learnt from your past crush?
no
stanchok
are you trying to piss me off with these nicknames?
no
then don't call me by them
ok anyway what happened with that painting?
what ? the painting of you i did?
yes
wouldn't you like to know.
yes...? it's why am asking 😭..
it's drying at the moment.
my ears are muffled
try swallowing, yawning or chewing sugar-free gum to open your eustachian tubes. If this doesn't work, take a deep breath and try to blow out of your nose gently while pinching your nostrils closed and keeping your mouth shut. If you hear a popping noise, you know you have succeeded.
OMG IT WORKED ?
you are so smart thank you, kitten whiskers.
yes, of course.
after all knowledge is power and people can't judge your birth circumstances if you are knowledgeable.
oh, this are you okay?
yes, why wouldn't i be?
hmm
sure what are your favourite topics to read about?
astronomy and physics.
i also like mystery dramas.
WE NEED TO WATCH A MYSTERY MOVIE WHEN WE MEET FR
if we meet
yeah, if we meet.
OH DAMN
i gtg
talk to you later?
sure. [seen at 10:12 PM]
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honestly stanley has been pretty mild during those chats so i find it realistic that one day mc will have to see him in a slightly bad mood, lol.
sorry for late updates i am in a vacation rn and everytime i pick up my phone for more than two mins i get yelled at.💀💀😭