A TEXT AWAY [omxreader ]

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catan 😼
[6:38 PM]

Hello, Y/N.

HOW DO U KNOW
MY NAME???

It's your username...

OH

makes sense sorry

WAIT

WE ARE TEXTING VIA OUR
NUMBERS THERE
ARE NO USERNAMES 😭

Haha, sorry.

You are just easy
to mess with.

damn alright
what is my nickname in
your contacts then?

Y/N (no rizz)

😦😦😦

I thought you
were a formal guy...
Where did the slang
come from...

Just because I like
speaking grammatically
correct does not mean
that I do not know
slang words, Y/N.

Oh...

What is my nickname
in your contacts?

Catan 😼

Oh, I like it.

😼😼😼
i do not like mine.

didn't we agree that
i have rizz, kitten?
or did you forget who
you are talking to?

What?
Are you okay?

sorry i tried acting like
the pushy guys in the
romance classics that
you made me read

Oh, when I told you to
read them I wanted
you to focus on the
descriptions and inner
monologues.

So like the -if I loved you
less, I might be able
to talk about it more-stuff

Yes, exactly.

if I told my pookie something
like this he would block me

Well, maybe then the
rizz isn't the problem here...

i am going to cry 😭😭

But I did agree to help
so this won't be a problem
for a long time.