Zayn-
We're playing M. A. S. H.!
My all-time favorite game!
"Okay Adrilou, you're going first for the category of Hair Color!" I announced.
A: "Black with Teal Ends!"
Z: "Lila?"
L: "Dirty Blonde."
Z: "Karry?"
K: "Dark Brown."
Z: "And lastly, Naddie?"
N: "Light Brown with Ombré Ends!"
I scribbled down the choices and said, "Okay, now we're starting Car and Car Color! Starting off with Lila!"
L: "Silver Lamborghini!"
Z: "Karry?"
K: "Black Range Rover!"
Could've seen that coming.
Z: "Naddie?"
N: "Blue Mustang."
Z: "And now, Adrilou?"
A: "White Lexus!"
Going back to the paper, I wrote down the choices and started, "Okay, Husband/Wife is next! Karry, you go first!"
K: "Husband is Luke Hemmings and wife is Cher Lloyd."
Z: "Naddie!"
A: "Wife is Demi Lovato and husband is Taylor Lautner. "
Z: "Adrilou."
A: "Husband is Tyler Oakley and wife is Jenna Marbles!"
Z: "And at last, we have Lila."
L: "Husband is Liam Payne and wife is Lauren Swanson.''
Liam kissed Lauren's cheek quickly and cuddled up to each other.
Z: "Aw, cute. Now cut off the sappy stuff, we're playing M.A.S.H. for a reason! Next round, we have...Pet! We will start this off with Naddie!"
N: "We want a Golden Retriever puppy!"
Z: "Adrilou!"
A: "We choose a 500,001 feet long Anaconda/Alligator hybrid!"
And that is why you don't play M.A.S.H with Louis Tomlinson.
Z: "Lila, it's your turn!"
L: "Let's have a baby turtle!"
Z: "And now we have, Karry!"
K: "And we want a cat!"
Once again, a predictable choice. Why didn't I write that down earlier...
Z: "Now we have Jumper Color! Back to Adrilou!''
A: "A blue and white wide striped jumper!"
Z: "Lila!"
L: "Dark blue!"
Z: "Karry, do I even need to ask you?"
K: "Yes and Black with a white kitty face!"
Z: "And now we have Naddie. Let me guess..."
N: "Neon green with a black mustache on it!"
Z: "Okay? Now, Eye Color is the topic! Lila, it's now your choice!"
L: "Um, just plain Brown."
Z: "Predictable, Karry?"
K: "A blueish-greenish mixture."
Z: "I gotcha, I gotcha. Oh Naddie, it's your turn!"
N: ''A light blue!"
Z: "Did I have to ask you? Never mind, and that leaves us with Adrilou."
A: "Hazel!"
Z: "Got that. Okay, Number of Children is next and we're starting off with Karry!"
K: "Two!"
Z: "Naddie?"
N: "Three."
Z: "Adrilou?"
A: "Five!"
Z: "My god...That leaves us with Lila!"
L: "One."
Z: "Okay! Now it's time for Children's Names and Naddie gets to start!"
N: "Finn if it's a boy and Ashley if it's a girl!"
Z: "Adrilou! It's your turn!"
A: "Anna if it's a girl and Tommy if it's a boy!"
Z: "Seriously...Lila?"
L: "Mayden if it's a girl and Eli if it's a boy!"
Z: "And now we have Karry at last.''
K: "Darcy if it's a girl and Bryce if it's a boy!"
Z: "Now it's time for Job and Adrilou will start us off!"
A: "YouTuber!''
Z: "Lila?"
L: "Police Officer."
Z: "Karry?"
K: "Singer!"
Z: "Naddie?"
N: "Guitar player!"
Z: "Okay, now it's the final category and Lila is beginning Husband/Wife's Job!"
L: "Firefighter!"
Z: "M'kay, Karry?"
K: "Movie director!"
Z: "Naddie?"
N: "Professional Baseball player!''
Z: ''And last but certainly not the least is Adrilou!"
A: "A DJ!"
Z: "Perfect choice! Now Lila, I'm going to make tick marks and you tell me when to stop. K?"
L: "Ok! Go!"
I started making little lines on the paper until they told me to stop.
L: ''STOP!"
Z: "There's no need to yell. 1,2,3,4,5,6. Six lines! So, I cross off a choice every six choices until one of each category is left!"
I crossed off the choices until one was left in each category.
Z: "The winner is... Adrilou! Congrats!"
A: "Yes! Woo! Woo!"
Z: "Now, it's time tell your life, ok? You have dark brown hair, blue-green eyes and wear a striped jumper. You have a white Lexus and a 500,001 ft Anaconda/Alligator hybrid. You have 5 children and 2 are named Mayden and Tommy. Your husband/wife is Demi Lovato and Taylor Lautner and his/her's job is a police officer. Your job is a DJ and you live on the street."
A: "Part of our lives are cool, the other parts are just horrid."
We all laughed until we heard Paul say, "The cameras are up!"
I dropped the pen and notebook I was holding and we all ran upstairs to see the security system.
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